(Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a monthly ticket! Ask for a ticket at the end of the month, now I am very skilled, and I will not forget!)
The movement in the living room quickly alarmed the family members, and soon, a large group of people emerged from every corner of the big house—actually, I am curious why it is every corner, but let’s skip this topic. Except for Bingtis, the other four of the Protoss Tiaozi group of five looked good, and according to Ilsen's mournful face, I judged that the four should be playing mahjong just now. Anweina unsteadily pushed the door out from the big clock next to her, and saluted her master with impeccable aristocratic etiquette, while Little Bubble and other brats rushed down from the second floor with cheers, and hung up in an instant I'm all over the body, and the little lamp of the puppet squeezed the little bubble down while holding my head: "You go to form the arms, and I will form the head, go and go..."
The atmosphere of returning from the battlefield was instantly dispelled by these super-strength doll heads: having such a group of pistachios is indeed the greatest blessing in my life.
I took a bit of effort to take off Bubbles, Little Bubbles, and Lilina who also came to hang up for fun, and put them in a row on the sofa. As for the one that makes up the head, it’s too difficult to disassemble, so I just carried it temporarily her. Speaking of bubbles... You call yourself the child's mother, a mature professional woman, can you do a little bit what a child's mother should do at this time
In the end, my elder sister finally came down from the second floor, wearing a homely dress, a small white waistcoat on her upper body, long hair fluttering, light steps on her feet, and a good complexion. Considering the ability of my elder sister, she must be fine after the divine power is gone. The one with the problem is now laying on the sofa and pretending to be a corpse.
As soon as my lord sister appeared, the guys around me immediately dispersed in a tacit understanding. Even the group of fearless hairy girls hurriedly moved to the blanket in the distance. Xiaoxue was lying with her mother, chattering Asking about the war outside, at this moment he got behind the sofa with a sharp sound. And in the shadow at the corner of the stairs, the fox girl who had completely fallen into an eating-sleeping cycle was napping on her stomach. At this time, her ears suddenly stood up. The roots stood up, and then she ran towards me with an "ow" like an exploding windmill. By the time I realized it, the fox was already hanging behind the back of the sofa, scratching its head and poking around. Looking out, the ears are shaking like a convulsion: Is this the alertness of canines
The only person on the scene who didn't dodge was Bingtis, who was lying on the sofa and pretending to be dead. The female hooligan waved weakly to her elder sister, as weak as she could be: "Come here, I'm a dead pig and I'm not afraid of boiling water hot..."
Based on the reaction of the whole family, I can tell that the situation of my sister is really serious...
After a while, the living room settled down, and there were two people sitting opposite me: one was my elder sister with a gentle smile and a bit troubled expression, the other was Bingtis who was still lying on her stomach and pretending to be dead, and behind me, the whole family With me as the vertex, they are arranged in an awl-shaped array. The remaining four of the protoss five-person group are the farthest away, and the bastard fox who is often tossed about but remembers to eat or beat him is the closest: she It was just hanging behind me, wagging its tail, looking curious and impatient.
She probably thought that with a very strong meat shield in front of her, she could sit back and relax: this is a complete cultivation of a husky.
"Let's talk about the situation first, let's talk about the situation first—" I smiled dryly, and my eyes fell on Bingtis, "Tell me what's going on with you first, your situation...is quite shocking."
It's really shocking. Bingtis has always been a furious warrior in my impression. She is either causing trouble or preparing to cause trouble every day. How can she be so quiet and quiet now? Now Bingtis looks like this. Temperament, this charm - throw it into a Korean drama and definitely die of cancer after level 40. Of course, the most shocking thing is that she claims that she has been here for a month...
"Your sister is really violent," Bingtis turned over, leaned lazily on the sofa, grabbed the warm water bag next to her and hugged it in her arms: Although I don't think this thing has the slightest effect on her, "Running away properly, now she and the people affected by her are in a state of not being able to speak. Didn't I say something when I called you last time..."
"'Fortunately, the goddess didn't come to my aunt'," Sandora hid in the second row behind me, jokingly looking at the aggrieved female hooligan, "I remember it clearly, thank you for saying this without any sense of embarrassment. hesitantly."
"Damn, I'm so remorseful now," Bingtis wanted to cry, "The power of the curse is out of control, any action will point to the worst result, and personal subjective opinions will greatly speed up this process—on that day The concubine came to be my aunt, twice this month, once for half a month... Damn, the goddess doesn't have this function at all! Although our body structure looks... "
"Ahem!!" I coughed quickly, and if this topic continues to be discussed like this, Bingtis is ashamed to say that I am too embarrassed to listen, why do you think this female hooligan has no reserve at all, "Let's not discuss this topic, now say Talking about my sister’s situation, how will I behave after being deified? In addition, what should I... um, how can I help her control it? Didn’t you say that I can help her control it when I come back, Bingtis?”
Bingtis looked at this side resentfully, her eyes made goosebumps all over her body: To be honest, although this female hooligan has a good face, she is really only suitable for the image setting of charging forward with a brick. Now She made my sister torment for a month and looked like a resentful woman. My whole world view has collapsed and there is nothing left.
"Damn, you have no loyalty and no conscience... You can take away such a big matter as a concubine..." Sister Bing murmured, but she still didn't forget the business, "It's easy for your sister to stabilize, you are in her Just by your side. I did some research and found that your sister suddenly separated from the catalyst at the critical moment of apotheosis—the catalyst is you—as a result, the apotheosis process was suspended, but she had already completed more than half of the process during the suspension, that is to say, you My sister already has the nature of a god, but she hasn't had time to stabilize this special ability. Now that you stay by her side, everything can go on smoothly, and a month's interruption in the middle will not affect the quality of the product... Wait until she is completely finished After the transformation, everything will be... so this old lady will have to suffer for at least half a month?!"
Bingtis said it quite straightforwardly, and I quickly figured out what was going on: To put it bluntly, the apotheosis process of my elder sister actually started when we went to the world of Melova, and her power was slowing down at that time. It increases slowly, but because the source of interference is very stable—that is, I am always by her side, so although the power of my sister increases, but also the stability increases with it, and I leave halfway, which makes this temporarily unfinished Engineering—Fortunately, the apotheosis process supports resuming, otherwise this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity might have been wasted.
Knowing that as long as I stay by my sister's side, everything will go well, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief: the people around me also breathed a sigh of relief, as if they saw the dawn of liberation appearing before their eyes. And Qianqian rolled her eyes and thought for a long time, then suddenly pointed at the little crow curiously: "That's not right, the little bird was always by Ah Jun's side when she became deified, why did she still lose control once?"
Bingtis silently glanced at the silly bird who was squatting not far away, earnestly counting the number of dozens of little crows on the ground, shook his head and sighed: "First, she eats indiscriminately and leads to advanced development, and second...IQ problem .”
Then everyone is together.
"By the way, you haven't told me yet. How did my sister behave after she was deified? How did you find out about this in the first place?" I looked at Bingtis curiously, although I can roughly tell from the experience of this female hooligan. I can see some clues, but I am still a little confused about what kind of form my sister's power has mutated into.
"What you see now is the most important aspect," Bingtis pointed to herself, "her power falls on the concubine, so the concubine should be careful about what she says, if she accidentally says something unlucky, and Your sister's power happens to be in a certain active cycle, so... no matter whether your sister releases her power or not, the concubine's body will be affected by the disturbance of information, and even if it violates the rules, it will become a prophecy." For example, one Aunt Yue, isn't it
"It's a bit like the symbolic effect of the Honkai version," the eldest lady nodded seriously, while still tirelessly pulling Xiaoxue off her body: the crazy girl who stood up about the same height as her mother entered again. A state of neuroticism, now she thinks she might just be six and a half years old, "is supposed to be a symbolic effect that provides all kinds of positive effects, and it turns out to come directly to you in the form of curses."
Sister Bing snapped her fingers: "Correct. Then we should talk about how we discovered this situation in the first place..."
Everyone immediately pricked up their ears, for fear of missing a word.
"Your sister went online one day, and she posted a post. Oh, yes, it's on the Internet on Earth, not the Imperial Communications Network."
"Oh—" Everyone elongated their voices neatly. In fact, the daily life of our family is quite ordinary. Qianqian likes to go out and wander around, the eldest lady likes to buy some strange and rare things and pile them in my house, and the younger ones like to go to various amusement parks and parks, and Elder sister doesn't like to move very much. Apart from helping An Weina with housework, she usually goes online occasionally. You see, although the family’s occupational situation is so earth-shattering, it doesn’t affect each of us to have a layman’s heart. My sister usually posts her own fried dishes on Weibo, and even the little doll has Taobao. Account number: Because she wants to find beautiful clothes in the SD doll area.
"What's the content of this post? My sister doesn't usually quarrel with others."
"The content of the post is nothing," the elder sister said proactively, "I just posted a few photos of Little Paopao, and then posted a few interesting things about Little Paopao below. You know, that little girl is usually confused, often Making some jokes and posting funny stories about your own children can be considered a side show—that’s right.”
I shivered, remembering the shameful deeds that my elder sister showed off with the papers when I occasionally got a good score in the test. It has been more than ten years. Not only has my sister's problem not changed, but has it directly continued to Little Pao Pao?
Bingtis sighed: "There is nothing wrong with your sister's post. The problem is... someone replied under the post: Hahaha, I laughed so hard..."
Everyone: "..."
Me: "... the one who got caught off guard should be..."
The little puppet next to him took out a newspaper from a month ago from the crack of the sofa, and read the words on it aloud: "The 30-year-old uncle suffered from a strange disease, and he went to 12 male hospitals to find the cause of the disease-laugh, so It bothered him, and there was a subtitle below: Why the humorous uncle next door turned into Mian... Mian... Mian..."
I rubbed the little doll's hair: "That character reads 'paralysis'."
The little puppet answered loudly: "Because facial paralysis! I don't need you to remind me, idiot, I can read this word!"
"This is a sad story," Lilina sighed, but her expression was particularly bright. "Then how did you connect the two things together? Could it be that Boundless Love is active again?"
On the other side, Xiaoxue giggled twice: "The main reason is that the scale expanded later, and following the trend ruined my life. Under that unlucky uncle's reply, there were more than a hundred follow-ups in the formation-then they all laughed about it."
Me: "...this is simply a human tragedy."
"It's nothing," Xiaoxue said with a smile, "There's a laughing shi behind..."
Everyone at the scene was chilled, and the eldest lady slapped her daughter on the sofa: "Don't say such disgusting things!"
Xiaoxue lay on the sofa with the back of her head covered, muffled, "The words are not disgusting, the main thing is that the things are disgusting..."
I covered my forehead and listened to Xiaoxue, Bingtis and my elder sister talking about all kinds of speechless things that happened in the past month. It turned out that it first passed through such an unexpected channel, and it also directly spread to the outside. It can only be said that it is fortunate that it spreads through the Internet. No matter how strong the information disturbance is, it is limited. If it is in direct contact... The female hooligan who is nestling on the sofa is a tragic example. As a high-level god, she , I can't be immune to the ferocious power of bad luck, my lord sister. How many times do you think it would be an ordinary person's death
"So we took a lot of effort to settle the outside affairs," Xiaoxue finally stopped tormenting her mother, she came over to torment her father, this extra-large bear child was hanging on my neck, smiling very carelessly No lungs, "Fortunately, the Great Love Without Borders organization created by Qianqian's mother usually runs on its own, so with the help of their various identities in human society, we found all the people who replied to that post at that time, and finally took advantage of it. They don’t pay attention to dispelling the curse, and the next step is all kinds of secret compensation, influence elimination, and public opinion control. Dispelling the curse is really troublesome! Ordinary people’s physique is too weak!”
I rubbed the girl's hair, and Xiaoxue mentioned Boundless Love, and she also borrowed the power of Boundless Love in this incident—I can only say that this brat has finally done something serious.
Of course, I also guessed maliciously that this brat finally found a new toy...
Great Love Without Boundaries, which was established by Qianqian with great enthusiasm and has been maintained until now, is basically a long-term formal department. Although this department does not belong to any imperial organization, it now has a mature mechanism and A whole set of personnel structures. When there is a mission, Great Love will assist the superpower group to deal with some difficult unnatural events on the earth. In some special events—such as the power of the elder sister’s rampage or the sudden appearance of some ancient non-combustible garbage in the empire that affects ordinary people People—After the occurrence, they are responsible for eliminating the influence in the dark. With such a responsibility, it can be regarded as a subsidiary unit of the empire that is not in the compilation. In the unit compilation list, another name of Great Love is Boundless World Abnormal Affairs Processing Center.
Although the founder of Great Love Boundless is Qianqian, everyone knows that this girl can't keep her enthusiasm for one thing for a long time, so most of the time, Great Love Boundless runs on her own, only when there is an event When it happens, we will directly call on the power of this department.
"An important basis for judging deification is whether the way of releasing one's own power conforms to the general law of symbolic effect and information disturbance effect," Bingtis sat upright with his warm water bag in his arms, as if he was really serious. The above-mentioned incident immediately determined that your sister has been deified. Her power is no longer something that requires her to have a "clear release process" to take effect, but has become something that can be activated by a third party as long as it exists. The source of information disturbance. Your sister’s post on the Internet is just a piece of information. She did not impose anything on this information, but the victim of the incident suffered a curse shock through exposure to this information. This is the most typical phenomenon of information disturbance .If your sister voluntarily added the curse in the post, that would be a different matter—of course, we are not discussing this now."
Lilina muttered in an unknown corner behind me: "God has great power, and what he says is what he says - that is, the existence of God itself is a kind of great power. God doesn't need to take the initiative to do anything, what He says , Thinking, even a look, can be turned into power directly. Sister Chen Qian has now completely become such a god, and because she is still the "clergy" who is in charge of fighting, her power will be more powerful when she loses control. The ground has shown a destructive side, not a helpful side. Now this divine power is about to regain control, and many things have to be prepared. Boss, according to the Pope’s experience, it is almost time for us to give Sister Chen Qian Started to set up a religious department... "
I turned my head and looked at Lilina silently—another monster-level brat is about to move... RS