The situation of my elder sister’s apotheosis is basically clear. How should I say the whole incident—it’s a bit beyond my expectation. It seems that the things that happened at home in the past month have been quite complicated and ups and downs. In the world of Lowa, this incident will probably cause him a lot of trouble. Of course, if I hadn't led the people to go to war, probably the thing that my sister's power lost control would not have happened.
I don't know what kind of aftermath the group of people who replied "laughing pee" and "laughing shi" in sister's post got in the end, but there should be no need to worry about it. After the baptism of several crazy accidents and the operation in the past few years, Great Love Without Borders is now a very mature and sophisticated organization. In addition, besides the imperial soldiers, more of the organization is drawn from the servant army People who are good at dealing with such "abnormal situations" give Daai Wujiang a strong and professional ability to deal with the aftermath. Bingtis was still sighing. Fortunately, the reply did not say "I died laughing", otherwise the aftermath of the whole incident would have risen two levels of difficulty in an instant. But even though there was no death from laughter, the complicated situation at the time was enough to cause headaches, because it is said that there were more than ten floors of replies on the homepage of that post: Angrily grab the front row! Inserting and not getting pregnant...
Fortunately, it takes ten months for human beings to conceive. Fortunately, pregnancy will not show signs of pregnancy in a short period of time. Fortunately, Great Love Wujiang settled the whole incident in the first half month, otherwise, maybe my sister will get an "abortion messenger" this time god...
This time the matter has something to do with "God", and the most active person in the family is of course Lilina. This enchanting loli seems to be a severe religious paranoid. As long as it is related to religion, she can enthusiastically participate in it several times. Now she has started planning to establish a brand new religious department to track the apotheosis of her elder sister and make proper use of this apotheosis resource. Just like what was done to the little crow.
"By the way... According to the magnitude of the deification of one more person and the establishment of a sect, what kind of chaos will our family be in the end?"
I don't have any complaints about Lilina's grand plans. On the contrary, I still support this girl's ability to solve my most troublesome problems. It's just that when I think about how many people will make small wooden plaques and plaster figures for my family in the future, and put three sticks of incense on the table in the morning and evening, I can't help but feel a chill from the depths of my soul: Do you think I will? Will it be turned into a photo sticker and printed on a small advertisement in the church sooner or later
Even if you accept this setting, you can't stand such a mess!
"This is inevitable. How can you be a fairy if you are afraid of trouble?" Lilina sat in front of the coffee table with a dignified expression. At some point, there were files almost as high as hers piled up on both sides, and she was fiddling with her data terminal in her hand. , "Think about the Pantheon in Rome, so many gods can be squeezed into a small lump of land on the earth, and each god has an independent worship system, not to mention that here we are full of true gods, and you still have such a large territory Optimistically, it is estimated that sooner or later the empire will establish a department similar to the Pantheon, which will be responsible for the overall planning of the sects and beliefs of the Xiling pantheon—just like what the Pope is doing now, but the Pantheon has not yet been established. , and there are not so many Xiling gods to deal with, so let me solve it by myself for the time being."
"Eh... it sounds like a big project..." I was fascinated by Lilina's prospect. The glorious future of the Xiling God System seemed to be in front of me. Looking at this side, a sentence popped up suddenly: "This little girl is really right, there is indeed a need for such a department to coordinate all the belief systems within the Protoss, and there is a Pantheon in our star field for this But we all call it the household registration office. In addition, the Pantheon sometimes does some temporary work in the street. After all, once the pantheon matures, the work that needs to be dealt with every day will be very boring and simple. Collectively go to the community to participate in voluntary labor... "
Me: "...can't you let my brilliant brain supplement last a little longer?"
"It's just an inoculation for you in advance, God's daily life is nothing special," Bingtis swayed back and forth on the sofa, and then suddenly howled bitterly: "I'm depressed! I'm depressed!"
I didn't expect that the goddess' aunt would also suffer from depression. But I can understand it when I think about it. It is impossible for anyone to be an aunt for a month without being depressed. When I think that this female hooligan will have such a day, why do I want to laugh so much
But watching Bingtis playing tricks there for a long time, I suddenly came up with an idea: "I said... Bingtis, why don't you try to become that big loli? Have you bypassed the curse incentive?"
Presumably everyone has not forgotten that the rogue goddess Bingtis actually has a second form.
Bingtis was stunned for a moment, she had never thought of this, and then she saw the female hooligan snap her fingers, and a cloud of light mist enveloped her whole body. The light fog shrank rapidly, and Bingtis' body also shrank sharply. , the clothes on his body deformed like fluid. After a while, the goddess Yujie disappeared in front of everyone's eyes, and was replaced by a beautiful big loli with long hair dragging to the ground. The shadow of Bingtis can be seen between the eyebrows of this big loli, but Just like the latter's childhood appearance, her gorgeous black evening dress has also been replaced with a black princess dress, which matches the current loli form of this female hooligan.
A big loli with blood-colored eyes, a majestic expression but a small stature, the overall image is extremely cute.
The young version of Sister Bing jumped off the sofa, pressed her breasts that were already flat, looked down at her feet, and the first thing she said was: "Hey mom, I saw the tops of my feet."
The atmosphere at the scene was very lively in an instant. Except for the gang of hairy girls who hadn't realized it yet, every girl who could look down at her feet all day long expressed that she wanted to kill her...
Bingtis, a carefree guy, was of course unaware of the surrounding atmosphere. She just jumped around briskly twice, feeling relaxed, and suddenly showed surprise on her face: "Aha! It really works! Let me just say, this How can there be no loopholes in the semi-finished magical technique!" Then, she rushed towards me again: "Why didn't you say it earlier! Why didn't you say it sooner!"
"I didn't know you didn't think of this for a whole month," I quickly avoided the bear hug of this female hooligan, even though my body has become a washboard now, the problem of this guy who likes to hug others still hasn't changed at all , if the original form was okay, at least there was a soft cushion, now this form... I was really afraid of panic, so I could only avoid it, "Take it easy, pay attention to your image, later Sandora will use you Your hair put you on the table, don’t blame no one reminding you.”
Bingtis regained her relief, and she no longer cared about the details, she only knew that she was jumping up and down happily. It took her a long time to calm down, and she ran to the refrigerator at the first time, and came back with a whole basin of ice cream and iced drinks—seeing this I sympathized with her in the first scene, how my sister's curse power violates the laws of nature, a dignified goddess is forced to be like this.
Bingtis sighed contentedly holding a cold drink, and then said to her elder sister with a smile: "Ha, now I'm not afraid of your curse, I don't believe that I will come to my aunt now in a minor form..."
As soon as this sentence came out, I had an ominous premonition, and everyone around me fell silent instantly.
A moment later, Bingtis in the form of a big lolita put on the blanket again, picked up her warm water bag, and leaned on the sofa as sickly as Lin Daiyu to wash her face with tears, chanting to herself : "My mother is so fucking mean, my mother is so fucking mean..."
I was filled with sympathy, and stepped forward to press the head of the big loli Bingtis: "If you think about it, the curse will be lifted in half a month at most..."
Bingtis shook his head, and stared at me with blood-red eyes: "I don't care! I want to eat ice cream! I have been saving these things for a month, and I didn't have time to eat a single bite. I just tore open the package and slammed my mouth The shit is gone!"
I turned my head and looked at the back. The cold drink in the washbasin that Bingtis brought out was still on the coffee table, but half of it had been turned into a packaging bag. A group of happy little guys were surrounding the washbasin, just like a holiday Divide the ice cream - Bingtis trembled every time there was a sound of the package being torn open, and finally just covered his head and got back into the blanket to continue loading the corpse.
If you don't die, you won't die. Why doesn't this female hooligan understand
With an ice cream in her mouth, Lilina was writing something down in a small notebook, and concluded vaguely: "Based on the effect, the curse on the head of Sister Chen Qian can distort the established facts, and make the goddess with a god-level physique also appear. I don't have the same weaknesses as ordinary people, and it is estimated that these weaknesses can't be fatal, but the nature and level of strength of the head of Chen Qian's head can already be seen... "
"What are you doing?" I looked at the pile of files in front of Lilina, the glimmering data terminal in her hand, and the little notebook that never seemed to leave me, and asked curiously.
Lilina didn't raise her head: "Do some statistical work, and make a draft of the new Bible by the way. It doesn't take much anyway. I'll put in a few chapters from the Bibles of the Goddess of Life and the Crow God, and I'll poke the rest. Du Niang, the efficiency of one book every two days is quite good."
I:"… "
"It's okay, let her do what she wants, I don't care, anyway, there will definitely be a revision in the future." My elder sister smiled nonchalantly, and then moved over from the opposite side of the sofa. In an instant, the awl-shaped group of people behind me retreated neatly by at least five meters, only the bastard fox who was already of the same family as the husky still couldn't react, and was still hanging behind me curiously looking around, waiting for my sister to sit down After that, she was shocked and rolled back to the back row with her tail.
"... She seems to be getting more and more bisexual recently, isn't she?"
The elder sister looked at the ball of golden fur that rolled back to the back row and made a fuss with a group of little girls, and said leisurely, "It's a little bit, but this is the life she really wants. The fox is actually a very simple guy. She She said that if she had the chance, she would rather have this kind of life without using her mind and carefree every day - just like when she was still in the forest a long, long time ago. Maybe she has finally found such a life now ... Well, Ah Jun, let's not talk about the fox, let's put aside the deification first, and tell my sister about your experience for more than a month. I have a general idea of the situation of the Melova people, and the I am a little concerned about the conditions of the thirteen worlds."
"Oh—but you don't care about those live treasures?" I mean those guys who formed a defensive formation facing my sister—said Sandora even got involved, how serious is my sister's deterrent power
"Well, whatever you want," the elder sister seemed to be smiling happily, "this is what makes a family feel like a family. You messed around more than they did when you were young."
I turned my head to look at the group of live treasures at home who were still hiding far away in an inverted awl-shaped array. Of course they did not mean anything to my sister. Let's continue playing tricks.
"Then let me tell you about what happened during the one-month expedition," I breathed out, "Sister, this matter may not make you feel very comfortable..."
In the next two and a half hours, I gave a general account of what happened in the expedition to the world of Melova, mentioned Anulili and her younger brother, as well as the controlled slave races, mentioned Turazzo and His conservatives mentioned the crazy crimes committed by the radical Melovas under the leadership of Barryan, as well as the imperial property stolen from the Fifteen Sky Zone.
Of course, I also mentioned that my elder sister left it to the Melova people for their escape, but in the end it was almost used to deal with the imperial starship of the Imperial Army, as well as the deep dive communication prototype that was finally found and the world that was accidentally discovered heart of.
I talked about these things for two and a half hours, and I only explained them clearly—I didn’t feel it at first, but when I recalled it, I realized that I had experienced so much in the past month. To be honest, more than half of them were unpleasant experiences. The Melova people should be the biggest dark history I encountered after the establishment of the new empire, but there are some things that you can't avoid if you want to. My elder sister, on the other hand, has been listening quietly, without expressing any opinions, and the expression on her face has hardly changed—only when she heard the brutal behavior of the Melova people, she frowned, A look full of anger and hidden sadness.
Before that, she always had a faint smile as always.
Obviously, to my sister, the huge property of the old empire, her Royal Fleet, the material inventory of the fifteen-day zone, and the secrets behind the heart of the world are not very meaningful. My sister is not interested in these things. She is still the ordinary sister who regards "home" as everything to her, and it is difficult for her to feel real about other things. She can even put aside such an important matter as becoming a god in a few words, and of course she has even less experience with all kinds of troublesome black history of the old empire.
"Ah—what happened in my previous life," my sister was silent for a long time, then suddenly let out a long sigh, "Ah Jun, in fact, I always thought it would be fine if I didn't know what happened in my previous life... I don't know that so many things happened back then, and then An Anxin will help you take care of your home, and when you need help, I will go out for you, so I am very satisfied... "
"Um." I looked at my elder sister, and I kind of understood her troubles. The older sister who had been an ordinary person for more than 20 years, the older sister who had always lived cautiously, the older sister who had never had any ambitions—she She can accept the sudden power and responsibilities in the empire just because these things can help her younger brother, but it is difficult for her to accept the huge change in identity, because she is not used to these things that seem unreal to her. My sister is such a person. You can say that she lacks great ambitions, but she has never cared about such things anyway.
"Every time I go to the Celestial City, it makes me very embarrassed. Everyone there knows me. Alleria still calls me His Majesty the Emperor excitedly. The same goes for Odysseus," the sister smiled unnaturally , "For them, the emperor back then is back, and all of them know that emperor very well, but for me... I can hardly think of too many things about them. Facing those eager greetings, sometimes I really Don't know what to do."
After a pause, my sister quickly added: "Of course, I don't bother them. Alleria and Odysseus are very loyal subordinates. They are really giving 100%. It's just embarrassing."
"Forget it, let's not talk about it," the two were silent for a few seconds, and the elder sister suddenly shook her head in relief, "You will get used to it, isn't it just as awkward when they were called mistress... the thirteen What will the world do in the end?"
"Incorporated into the empire's territory, as a world directly under its jurisdiction," I said the solution that I had agreed with Sandora a long time ago, "The local civilization system has been severely damaged, and those universes cannot be regarded as sovereign worlds, so they are all assigned to the empire. , I plan to place them in the middle region of the empire: it is too dangerous to put them in the frontier sequence, they have no defensive power, and it is unnecessary to place them around the capital world, it is better to put them in the regular rule sequence. As for the natives there, Shando La has investigated and finalized a group of potential natives with a high level of technology and basically the ability to develop independently. At the same time, these natives have also had experience in cooperating with the imperial army, and they are more resistant to joining the imperial camp. Weak, so you can consider forming a servant army, but other indigenous civilizations are more resistant... They still can't forget the events of Melova's rule, and they don't trust any powerful foreign civilizations."
"Then let them trust," my sister said slowly, "We can't follow the path of the old empire and the Merova people. Forced troops are always unstable. We can let them get in touch with other servants... um The tree elves and the Salvation Army should be the most suitable. The former is very friendly and friendly, and has a kind of silly and happy affection for the empire. The latter is experienced and is one of the earliest servants established by the new empire. His words have weight. It would be more effective to let these races that belong to the servant army come forward to win them over."
"Well, Sandora and I think the same way. When all thirteen worlds are in place, we will open these communication channels. In addition, sister... About the Melova people..."
"I don't want to ask more about the Radicals," my sister mentioned the Radicals with an angry expression on her face, "The Imperial Court will take care of it, but I'm very interested in that Turazzo... In two days, let I'll go meet the conservatives." RS