The sun is shining brightly and the breeze is blowing. On the sparkling Fairy Lake, the beautiful mermaid princess jumps high out of the water. The bright fish tail reflects the golden brilliance in the sun. In addition, the princess is still holding a fishing line...
Lin Xue and I were still standing by the lake in the shape of stone sculptures. I was still holding the fishing rod tightly in my hand. It was a powerful thing made of interstellar alloy. Na's line of sight also extended to the fishing rod along the fishing line in her hand, and then extended to my hand along the fishing rod, and she exclaimed "ah".
"Wow!"
A piece of water huā splashed, but it turned out that it was Isana who let go of the fishing line, and the whole mermaid fell into the water. recover.
"I'm going! Isana! What are you doing here!" I threw away the fishing rod in my hand in shock, and looked at the mermaid princess floating in the water with only a small head exposed, her face distorted.
Well, maybe the person in front of you who doesn’t appear often is a bit unfamiliar to everyone. I want to remind you of it: the world of Azeroth, one of the generals of the Salvation Army, and the mage leader of the Naga clan. Mermaid.
Just like most of the Azeroth officers of the Salvation Army who hold important military positions and are not key leaders in the clan, Isana usually lives in Shadow City, of course, it is the settlement of her clan. The Naga community is the most special place in Shadow City. It is not a building complex, but a huge saltwater lake. Isana herself put forward a lot of valuable opinions when we built this saltwater lake. Instigated by a group of guys who fear the world will not be chaotic, we finally built that place like a marine ecology museum, such as underwater beaches, bakers, corals, sunken treasure chests, and even boats. , Liliana even planned to steal the wreckage of the Titanic and sink it there. Similarly, Qianqian's idea of placing Poseidon needles in the Naga area was also strongly rebuked by me.
Cough, digressing, what I want to say is that the mermaid Isana should be practicing huā swimming in the saltwater lake of Shadow City, why is she here
And it was caught by someone... By the way, this bridge section really has a variety of visual effects, right? This is an adaptation of Qianqian's life-ruining fairy tale back then!
"I thought it was Cu Chulainn who was disturbing people's sleep again." Half of Isana's head was submerged in the water, and bubbles were gurgling under her nose, "I was just about to flick him in the face with my tail, so it was you guys. "
I have been in contact with the high-level people of the empire a lot, and Isana is also very casual when talking to us in private. She knows that the group in front of her is not a person who likes red tape.
"So this is not the first time you have been caught today." I don't know whether to cry or laugh, how come I encounter such a strange thing, and there are so many strange things that happen to me around me ... ,
"Five or six times, the most was Cu Chulainn, and the other time was that white-haired Emiya. His fishing skills were terrible, but he was very patient. I really made them feel helpless, so I helped them catch a fish and hang them. On the hook, sometimes when I am in a bad mood, I grab the fishing line by myself, and then give them a face,..., well, Gangniu wants to do this." Isana answered honestly, with big eyes Turned around us: "Is the goddess not here?" I remembered that the mermaid in front of me still couldn't forget to keep Ding Dong as a pet.
I know that Cu Chulainn likes to fish beside Fairy Lake, and Red A became his fishing partner at some point. The two are frequent visitors to this lake, and they will be seen here almost whenever they have free time. Fishing figures, but I really didn't expect their fishing to be related to Isana. Looking at the resentment on the face of the mermaid princess in front of me, it is obviously the resentment accumulated from lack of sleep and being disturbed in her private life. That's right, you are sleeping, and someone hooks your hair with an iron hook all day long, can you not complain? I know the lucky value of Cu Chulainn. If he walks on the flat ground, he can accidentally step on the fire source that the aliens dropped on the earth and fight with the whole of Cybertron, not to mention that he came here to "take the initiative, ...provoke the sleeping mermaid princess, as long as he gets off the pole, I can guarantee that he will definitely fall on Isana...
"Speaking of which, you haven't told me yet. If you're not staying in Shadow City's own saltwater lake, what are you doing in Avalon? Are you still living here?" Qianqian and the others sat down on the big rock by the lake again, I asked with a curious tone, and Isana swam to the shore twisting and twisting, lying on the edge of the stone and twisting her hair: "Let's recuperate.
"Healing?!" I was shocked, and at the same time looked up and down the little mermaid princess, "The Salvation Army has gone out for a while? An officer like you is still injured? Why is no one reporting the military situation?!" "No, there was no war "Isana waved her hands hurriedly, scratching her wet hair embarrassingly." "I went out to play, and then I had a car accident. "I was taken aback: "Go out to play? A car accident? where? "There are traffic accidents in Shadow City? Doesn't this discredit Imperial Technology
As a result, Isana was even more embarrassed: "It's not Shadow City. I sneaked out. Of course, I remembered the Citizenship Regulations. I was driving stealth at the time, but I still rear-ended someone more than 600 meters underwater in the South Pacific Ocean." …”
Lou's expression was blank for a moment: "With whom?"
"With a nuclear submarine..."
Everyone: "..."
"Then you came here to recuperate." Lin Xue looked at Isana with adoring eyes, "Why don't you go to the Temple of Life? There, as long as you don't die, any guard at the gate can revive you with full blood, right?" ?”
"The water quality here is good," Isana finally told the truth, "and the fish are very stupid. Except for the annoying people fishing, everything else is more comfortable than Shadow City, so I will live here temporarily." After a long time, this guy is because of Ava The water on Longxiannv Lake is good, the fish are stupid and the environment is elegant, so they come here in the name of recuperating their wounds. Of course, this is understandable. After all, this place is the premier paradise in the capital area of the empire. Even the so-called "sacred capital" The Shadow City is far inferior to Avalon in terms of environment alone, and Isana is a Naga (of course I always call her Mermaid considering the visual habit) tribe who is very sensitive to the water environment. Naturally want to stay here. But how should I put it, anyone can rely on Avalon, even the lower-ranking commanders of the Vengeance Army can live here temporarily, but Isana is the only one who can't, she is a senior general of the Salvation Army, and She is a cadre-level figure of the Military Command Department, and needs to implement relatively strict military management regulations, and this management regulation clearly stipulates that the military command department cadres are not allowed to stay away from the centralized garrison at will—she can only come here in the name of recuperating.
Even I can’t be fooled by such a small calculation, and of course I can’t fool the old fritters from the Military Command Department, but now it seems that the guys from the Military Command Department must also turn a blind eye to this mermaid. It's a strange thing that almost treats the goddess as a pet, and everyone is probably used to it.
As for the so-called rear-end accident, Isana made it clear in a few words. In fact, it was her detached personality that caused the trouble. Everyone must remember that this guy was as early as the first Azeroth leaders of various ethnic groups. At that time, in front of the leaders of various ethnic groups and "God Envoys", Ding Dong was almost thrown at the butterfly. Such courage is not something ordinary people can do.
And a few days ago, this lawless mermaid princess challenged the edge of the empire's residents management regulations: she went to watch the world to play all afternoon.
Isana claimed that this is to experience the beautiful scenery of the South Pacific, and by the way, taste the saltiness of the earth's sea water. I express my regret for the second reason.
The result of this trip was very disastrous. She had a tragic collision with a nuclear submarine of a certain country. Although a senior officer of the Salvation Army had good physical fitness, after all, she could not be compared with the imperial soldiers, so she was hit on the spot. Su also lost a lot of scales, and was ordered to write a 3,000-word inspection. As for the nuclear submarine, there should be no major problems. There seems to be no deep-sea nuclear leak on the news in the past two days...,
Isana honestly talked about her unlucky experience, then suddenly jumped out of the water with a splash, and put her tail in front of us: "Look, this is the place where three scales were scraped by the submarine's oars, and then Their submarines floated up in an emergency and I was sent back to Shadow City in an emergency."
I looked at the fish tail in front of me, and found a very cute pink cross, extra-large, full of joy against the slippery and shiny fish scales.
"Underwater special type" read the small words on the cross tent lightly, and muttered, "It's really a strange thing." Isana's tail slapped twice on the rocks on the shore, and said a little distressed: "This is in the water. I bought it from a private clinic in Dongcheng District. They said it can keep the stickiness under water. The doctor also advised me to eat lightly for the next two days, and try not to let the wound see water...,..."
Lin Xue sprayed it on the spot, and then looked into Isana's eyes very seriously: "When you go back, press the doctor's left and right bows and give you one hundred and twenty big ear scrapes first, you're welcome!"
"Why?"
"Ah, try to keep the wound of a fish out of the water!" Lin Xue yelled with a stomach ache.
Everyone: "..."
Because Isana has temporarily become a resident of Fairy Lake, everyone's fishing plan can only be put on hold temporarily, but we still have grilled fish to eat: Isana showed everyone how a mermaid lives in nature. The tail slapped and slapped, and finally we were stunned by as many fish as a small mountain.
"Eat these as you like. The ones that appeared in the lake recently taste pretty good." The mermaid princess said cheerfully.
"How embarrassing." I rubbed my hands and looked at the fresh fish that Isana slapped to death. They really deserved to be produced by Fairy Lake. I was stunned and didn't recognize any of them!
"What's the matter?" The mermaid flicked her tail to stir up waves, with an aggrieved look on her face, "These guys don't have any respect for Naga at all, and it's fine to form a group to watch the newcomers, and even bury my face with sand. I have to wear a diving mask to sleep for two days, do you think there is a Naga who sleeps with a diving mask! Just take this opportunity, you help me eat, maybe they will be a little more peaceful." Isana complained After a while, we simply lay down on the rocks on the shore and basked in the sun, planning to taste the taste of grilled fish for a while, and the few of us began to discuss how to cook these delicacies produced in Avalon.
In all fairness, my cooking skills are not bad, and I can do several kinds of dishes, such as braised pork ribs, chicken and mushrooms, sauerkraut, and beef in red oil. It’s just that occasionally, if I’m careless, it’s easy to soak the noodles into paste. It’s about the same as me, and she’s more inclined towards Master Kong: Obviously, our craftsmanship is worthless in the face of things other than instant noodles. Shandora is eager to try, but seeing the sauce she took out instantly wiped the big stones in front of her. After burning a hole, I thought it might as well be eaten raw.
The Mercury Lamp doesn't need to think about it, her task is to wait to eat: the one with small arms and legs, not to mention whether she can bake, even if she can, I guess she can cook herself after turning the fish over.
"Hey, Miss Ben is the one to do it in the end." In the end, Miss Lin said in a very obviously complacent tone, flipping the bright white on the grill.
While looking at Sandora, to prevent her from stealing sashimi, who was about to go berserk, I glanced at Lin Xue with a face full of surprise: "Ding is a fool, how can you cook?" Didn't you say that you have never touched such a thing since you were a child? "
"Is it possible to learn?" Lin Xue glanced at me triumphantly, "I just learned to cook not long ago, and the first thing I learned was grilling: when I was getting started, the technical content was a little low. Today, you are really old-fashioned. I am fortunate to be able to taste Miss Ben's craftsmanship." I looked at Miss Lin in amazement, while Sandora next to me was once again lost and muttered to herself: "If you want to catch a man's heart, you must first catch the man's heart." A man's stomach…”
Lin Xue's little face turned red immediately, which made people look surprised, but in fact, what I want to say is: Sandora, you actually clicked the wrong technology tree from the beginning, what you have to do is to grab my stomach, and instead of killing it...
The meal in the afternoon is the most interesting meal I have found recently, although there is no such a wonderful cooking meal as An Wei Na, there is no cozy restaurant at home, and the main course is only Miss Lin who is slightly unfamiliar Grilling fish makes people find a kind of fun that can't be experienced in other places: a picnic in a place like Fairy Lake is not something ordinary people can do.
The happiest part of this meal was Shan Gen Deng. She had never had such an experience of having a picnic outside with her family. The novel experience made this little doll laugh all afternoon, and her face was baked. The fish are all in the same color. The one who eats the most is Qianqian. She is the happiest in this kind of unrestrained, fun and interesting thing, but the most unlucky thing is that Lin Xue took the third fish in Sandora without even the bone and the iron fork. After wolfing it down, our eldest lady knew that her disaster had begun.
In the end, when Lin Xue was so tired and began to spit out messages, Sandora realized that she might have become a disaster. She wiped her mouth, finished the last few grilled fish left on the scene, and walked to the depths of the forest alone. My long-cherished wish for many years has finally come true: Sandora has self-raised, and she has learned to forage in the primeval forest.
I can't imagine what she ate, but the next afternoon, a heroic spirit reported to the temple that the Fairy Forest might have been hit by a meteorite...
After completing this small forest camping and saying goodbye to the mermaid princess who jumped back into the lake and waited to continue to play tricks on Cu Chulainn, the few of us wandered out of the forest, but we encountered the same wandering in halfway. Lilina and Dingdang, who were in the opposite direction to us, were chattering about something while walking. They seemed to be very interested. After asking, they found out that the elder sister and the younger ones had already gone home, and they After the "blessing" ceremony, the two wandered around Monster Town for a while, and then planned to visit Fairy Lake at Ding Dong's suggestion.
"Ding Dong blessed the two children!"
As soon as the little goddess met me, she immediately jumped on my shoulder, hugged my earlobe and said happily, "The process may not be right, but it should be a blessing."
Everyone must know that for the Goddess of Life, IQ is always the enemy. Unexpectedly, at the end of the blessing, Ding Dang didn't even remember what was written in his bible!
Lìlìna grabbed my sleeve with a full face: "However, I think today's volatile is not bad. The Pope is indeed a genius in religious studies. Even without the guidance of materials, he has done the blessing ceremony impeccably: First, I stuffed a few transfer beads into each of the two children, then recited the Diamond Sutra to them, let the goddess fly around their foreheads twice, then drew a cross on each of their faces, and finally used spices for the newborns. do cleansing"
Lin Xue and I rolled our eyes while listening, and finally heard that this little girl even used such old antiques as incense, and finally couldn't help it: "Are you still using spices? Are you offering sacrifices to heaven?"
"Anyway, it looks like I've used everything I've been talking about." Liliana clapped her hands, "Dogwood, platycodon, sangzi, star anise, aniseed, huā pepper, garlic cloves, cumin, and finally I took out half a bottle of cooking wine..."
Sandora rubbed her stomach: "Why do I feel hungry again?"
I grabbed Lilina's ears and almost lifted the little girl up: "You're ready to go to the pot!" Lilina grinned and jumped on her feet while screaming: "Is it because I really can't remember the baptism process?" It’s over! I’ll write this recipe in the new version of the Bible in the future!” I think it won’t take long for this girl to expand the scope of the Goddess Cult’s recruitment to New Oriental.
"By the way, are you going to Fairy Lake?"
When Lilina put Ding Dang on her head again, saying goodbye to us and preparing to head towards Fairy Lake, Lin Xue asked curiously, but as soon as she finished asking, her expression changed subtly, and she pulled My hand started out of the forest, "It's okay, you guys go ahead first, and Mu Mu and I will go back first."
Ding Dong didn't notice that Missy's behavior was unusual, but she just gave us a smirk and said, "Ding made a new kind of fish a few days ago. Although it's a bit silly, it's very beautiful. Going to see the fish with Ding Dong…”
As soon as I heard the word "fish", I was already shocked. At this time, I put the mercury lamp on my shoulder and ran away without saying a word!
With a loud voice, Lin Xue startled countless birds and beasts swarming in the forest: "Hurry up and retreat!!"