There are always many regrettable things in this world. These things make this beautiful and peaceful world extraordinarily colorful. Napoleon lost Waterloo because of hemorrhoids attack and failed to personally command the battle. Cao Mengde died because he did not believe in medical science It's very unscientific, and the few of us ate Dingdang's new product because of Qianqian's whim.
Well, I didn't eat all of it, and there was a little left, but it was meaningless to Ding Dong. She was about to bite out the picture of Qingming Shanghe on my head.
, Ding Dang gnawed and muttered: "Eat it, eat it, was eaten by Ah Jun, only the bones are left..."
"Give me some space." Mercury Lamp hugged my head, looked at the biting Ding Dong on it, and discussed carefully." "Give me the left half..."
For the first time, I found out that the mercury lamp is more out of the loop than Lilina when it breaks!
Besides, this little girl obviously ate too, right? Why must I be the last person to be punished
"Who told you to be the parent?" On the other side of the sofa, the helpless elder sister reached out and tapped my forehead hard." "Ah Jun, Ah Jun, why are you also the leader of them? If it weren't for you to add to the chaos, I don't believe that Qianqian's whimsical idea can get everyone to agree. "
Lin Xue was sitting next to me, also obediently lowering her head, when she heard the words of her elder sister, she immediately muttered in a low voice: "Don't tell me, everyone really agreed this time.
"I'm sorry." Qianqian sat on the other side, and at this moment, under the coercion of her elder sister, she was like a gossamer (is this word correct?) ""But fishing is very fun. "
With just this sentence, my elder sister completely despaired of Qianqian's understanding ability and series-by-series thinking.
Now the living room really feels like a three-room interrogation, I, Lin Xue, Qianqian, Sandora, and the mercury lamp who is obviously a suspect but looks more arrogant than anyone else, pointing fingers at my head unceremoniously, Five people were sitting on the sofa, and sitting on the other side were the judge's sister, Ding Dang, the plaintiff, and Liliana, the plaintiff's intellectual assistant (a delicate job), and the jury came over to drink tea Guazi's Bingtis and other protoss sliver five-member group—how do you think so many people are crowded together
By the way, since the beginning of the trial "Ding Dang jumped on my head and has been biting it until now. It can be said that this is an unfair trial that has been carried out through continuous torture, but any protest is Ineffective, I swear by the zillions of tiny teeth marks on my head.
The interrogation started after Liliana came back with the jingle of crying, and it has lasted for half an hour. When Dingdang, the master and servant who came back home with us, appeared, this poor little thing could only repeat three words in a daze like Mrs. Xianglin: "Eat it, eat it, eat it" This directly caused Bingtis to almost make up a set of shocking and weeping ghosts and beasts for me based on the three words "little thing", and Lilina told her sister about the tragic barbecue that happened by the Fairy Lake. grown ups.
We all know that it is difficult to talk about the external affairs of this family, but in terms of internal affairs, my elder sister is a well-deserved supreme leader. When she points to the sofa, even Sandora will sit there obediently without saying a word.
And then... that's it.
The elder sister earnestly pointed out how bad and wrong the poaching behavior headed by Qianqian, a certain irresponsible parent fanned the flames, and a certain idiot intensified. Angle explained to the criminal suspect how terrible the consequences of this serious incident would be. As a supplementary element of Ding Dang's intelligence, Liliana replaced those who lacked description ability. Ding Dang changed the whole "crime incident" to the dark world, and even couldn't help crying when he talked about the deep feelings.
I was twisted and twisted. At the end, if I don’t know what happened, I’m afraid we can connect the few of us with the end of the world, thinking that we just went to destroy the earth or something, I don’t understand, eat a fish How did it link up with the five or six million unmarried women in the world who were pregnant first, and how did this girl discuss the cumin noodles used for grilling fish at the same time as the abortion of young girls born in today's society. Anyway, one thing is obvious: it was finally her turn to show her face, and she, who was able to teach our parents a lesson under the coercion of her elder sister, has now inflated herself to the point where she is almost a Hulk.
And our "suspects" could only bow their heads and listen to the training.
"Well, what should I do this time, there are only a dozen or so left, so they don't form a population at all."
The little one lied weakly on top of my head, pulling my hair once and for all." "Ah Jun is a big idiot, why did he eat it!"
"The problem is, isn't fish just for eating?" Qianqian muttered in a low voice. She was the proposer and the first implementer of the fishing trick, and she also froze at this time. It's true that shallow heartless,
But it is not completely lacking.
"Oh, that's true." Ding Dang was stunned for a moment, then sat up straight suddenly, and nodded up and down with his arms folded. "Speaking of which, those fish seem to be for eating."
"Hey, you are the goddess of life, right? Do you think it's appropriate to define your own creations like this?" Lin Xue stretched out her hand and poked it. Ding Dang's little face almost poked the little thing down. Have compassion for all life, treat the flies and mosquitoes I made as children, and usually trample a grasshopper to death, feel sorry for three months, see anyone poaching, and want to go up and work hard?"
Ding Dong made Lin Xue stunned for a while, and was really confused for a while, then waved his arm like a toothpick and yelled: "That's not it! That's only the idea of those non-mainstream people in the God Realm !That is very harmful to the whole life system! All cycles of life should be taken for granted, the food chain is necessary, the cycle is also, the normal death of life under the laws of nature is part of the flow of the river of life, they do not dissipate, Instead, he returned to the world system. Moreover, Ding Dang would not feel distressed for three months because he stepped on a grasshopper to death because Ding Dang tried "Ding Dang can't step on a grasshopper at all..."
The people in our circle were stunned by the sudden words of the little thing, I poked the spot on the head carefully, and said to myself that this guy was not over-stimulated, and he just got through the second vein of Ren and Du, and his IQ reached Two digits, right? As soon as he stretched out his hand, he howled miserably, and when he retracted it, there was a small thing on his finger: Ding Dong performed his unique skill again, biting someone else's finger and swinging in the air.
It seems that the attributes of pets have not changed.
Bingtis looked in surprise at Xiaoding Ji, who suddenly said profound truths just now, and said quietly after a long time: "The branch reference material of Creation, "How Life Was Tempered", 1895th edition As for Chapter 9, Section 16, the key points of the exam, I really didn’t expect you to memorize the textbooks.”
Ding Dang let go of my fingers, and turned somersaults back and forth in mid-air: "Of course!" Ding Dang is amazing! At that time, this passage was not answered, and the goddess sister asked Ding Dong to copy it hundreds of times! "
I:"… "
Is Ding Dong's power reflected in her ability to memorize this knowledge point at the end, or is it reflected in the fact that she has to copy a knowledge point hundreds of times before it can be memorized
"Wait, wait, what's going on, this public trial meeting is over here?" Seeing that the atmosphere has unconsciously changed from the public trial of poachers to the discussion of Ding Dong's knowledge points, he still intends to continue to join in the fun and add to the chaos Bingdi suddenly howled, "... Ding Dang, you don't feel sorry for your creations anymore? And they eat..."
"Okay, okay, I never care about good things and bad things, I'll make you happy." Seeing my elder sister cast a helpless look at me, I knew that today's test was over, so I stood up with great liberation, Throw a nut to Bingtis across the coffee table" "Ding Dong is fine, why worry about it.
Everyone got up one after another and did what they should do, only Bingtis sat there in a daze, still a little confused Some things that need to be understood in the magical family are not clear, such as our turbulent criticism meeting: In fact, it is to make Ding Dong happy again. This is the same reason as coaxing children to be happy. Adults deserve all kinds of apologies, but as long as the child doesn't cry or make trouble, can you still find a wolf grandma to kill the child's father as promised
No wonder we coax Ding Dang like a child, look at this little guy who has completely forgotten his unlucky little fish, what else can you do except treat him like a child
A group of onlookers, big and small, scattered around. Seeing that there was nothing wrong here, Ilsen immediately pulled out the poker cards from under his buttocks again, and called everyone to play poker. Kenser smiled and laid them out on the coffee table A burner of incense was lit beside the chessboard, and Erquan Yingyue was sitting opposite Monina, an old chess friend. After a while, I heard the uncle's steady and powerful voice: "Commander!"
Bingtis looked around in a daze, and finally confirmed that the public trial meeting that had been tossing for a long time had come to an end, so he shrugged and took out the dragon scale mahjong from the portable space, and greeted in a bluff: "Who is coming? One is missing three, one is missing three!"
I looked at the group of protoss friends who had transformed from a jury to poker, chess, mahjong and three poisons in a minute, and I was very relieved: it turns out that the five of them are in the first family in all aspects,
After three-dimensional, short-period, and high-frequency pollution, they have successfully promoted from a group of hooligans to senior hooligans. They will now squat on the sofa, eat melon seeds, play mahjong, cheat when playing military chess, and play poker stickers. , and Ilsen also learned to peek at other people's cards without a teacher. Considering the countless believers in each of them and the unconditional blind obedience of these believers to the gods they believe in, I can almost Imagine what a bad and far-reaching impact I had after getting acquainted with these gods—the First Family may have unscrupulously transformed thousands of worlds.
In the evening, the four words “重足饭饭” are a bit redundant, but I just want to use them, especially words that give people an inexplicable sense of accomplishment. But in fact, the few of us basically didn't eat at night, thanks to Ding Dang's fish, and Miss Lin's good skills in order to catch her man's stomach.
Oh, there is one person who is not affected. Sandora is a strange thing that no matter how many tons of food she ate in the previous second, she will still be hungry on time when the meal is over. I don’t know where she ate all the virgin forest, anyway. At night, this girl still didn't eat less at all.
I threw myself on the sofa as a piece of sun-softened fruit leather, watching the somewhat boring TV show in front of me. Anveena came out of the TV from time to time to try to surprise her masters. After this girl gets stuck, she will be punished well. But at this time, she had completely forgotten about her fish, and she found a bottle cap from nowhere, and was happily rolling around on the coffee table, with an innocent smile on her face that Lilina couldn't bear to witness, Little Bubbles came from Niang winked a bag of French fries and muttered on the small table to deal with the package, but the little girl who can dismantle nuclear bombs with her bare hands occasionally short-circuited her brain (or she was short-circuiting most of the time), and finally The little guy chose to eat the package together and she succeeded. Ji Shanshan began to frantically pick things out of Little Bubble’s mouth, and finally only took out a little bit of French fries and two pieces of plastic film. His actions startled her, and she burst into tears with french fries in her mouth. Niang Shining covered the little princess's mouth, but she yelled "Ow" after being bitten, which made the little princess burst into tears immediately. The two looked happy.
Mercury Lamp is like this time of day, sitting on my shoulder, holding a large handful of junk snacks that cost one yuan and two packs outside, stuffing one into his mouth, and then stuffing another into my mouth, our grandpa Surrounded by the strong smell of waste oil and essence, Lilina announced angrily that she had seen through the actions of a vicious puppet who wanted to poison her father with highly poisonous food. Five cents a pack of crispy noodles.
I can somewhat understand how Mercury Lamp likes these little snacks. Leaving aside the confused lifespan of hundreds of years and the size of a pillow, the Mercury Lamp that has taken off its shell is essentially a little girl who is curious about everything. Of course, the temper may be bad, the personality may be a little precocious, and the biting may be a little more painful than ordinary children. So many fish wandering around really made me wonder for a long time. Of course, since I saw Qianqian came back one day with a big bag of snacks that was even smaller than all the small ones at home, I was calm.
On this planet, there is a creature whose combat power never declines with age.
After a while, the news began to be broadcast on TV. A man with a poker face sat in front of the camera with the same sternness as the K of Hearts, reading the speech script with the same bait: "X Country XX
The No. 1 nuclear submarine suddenly appeared in Chi Harbor for an emergency rest this morning, which caused local tension. According to the spokesperson of the country, the nuclear submarine's docking rest is not planned, but ordinary people do not need to panic. This is a time without military purpose. special supplies. The spokesman later stated that the nuclear submarine that suddenly landed for replenishment had to end its patrol mission early due to a set of engine failures... "
Mercury Lamp directly stuffed a salt and pepper potato stick into my nose, and said in a daze, "Hey, stupid human, that dark thing is the nuclear submarine you are talking about, right?"
While trying to eat with my nose, I quickly waved: "An Wei Na, go back quickly!"
The ghost maid who was poking her head out from the bottom of the screen quickly got out of the TV cabinet, turned her body 180 degrees, and fiddled with the TV. After a long time, she turned her head with a sad face: "Master, it seems that this thing can't be reversed." Let it go?" "Uh, forget it."
Next, no one paid attention to what was said on TV. Our topic began to focus on a very subtle direction, that is, a nuclear submarine that was hit by a mermaid a few days ago. Why did you hold back until this morning? float up.
As for the submarine's injuries, I don't need to think about it. It seems that I underestimated the fighting power of Isana, the mermaid princess. Obviously, she was not as simple as colliding with the submarine.
After some discussion, Liliana came to a conclusion that made us feel very speechless: "The submarine was in the South Pacific at that time, right? Was it in the territorial waters of other countries?"
Then everyone is oh.
"This is dirty international politics." Lilina nodded her head like a kid, "It's my luck not to be suffocated to death.
"But it's really urgent, and it's possible to go up at any time." The elder sister concluded leisurely, "Isana hit lightly, or tomorrow we will go to maintain world peace. "
Without the knowledge of all human beings, the world has once again avoided a full-scale nuclear war. It is really gratifying, gratifying, but it seems that we don’t care much about this matter. A certain country’s nuclear submarine almost exploded underwater. The attention aroused in the first family was almost freezing, not even comparable to the attention caused by Ding Dong tripping over the bottle cap for the fourth time. In other words, I don’t know if I’m infected with Qianqian’s heartless virus or if I’m used to being bloody and bloody outside all day long. I actually have no other thoughts except for such a sigh of “gratification and congratulations”. This dry little news triggered a discussion among the people for less than five minutes, and then the whole family returned to the state of doing nothing and being busy again. The elder sister urged the younger ones to go back to the room to rest, and forcibly pulled Seeing Lilina and Mercury Lamp went back to the second floor, Ji Xingxing also yawned and said good night to us hugging the sleepy Little Bubble, but at this moment, a loud voice suddenly came, shaking the rest of the living room. A few eyes attracted the past.
"boom!"
I followed the prestige and found that Viska was looking up from the coffee table in a daze. The little guy was rubbing his forehead, and there was a hole on the top of the marble coffee table.