The three-headed Mercury Lamps are a group of weird little guys with many unimaginable abilities and behavior patterns. They often appear in groups near the Imperial Military Academy, and sometimes there will be a little guy like this alone. Running around outside, they have many different dresses, ranging from housemaids to jungle special forces equipment, but no matter what kind of three-headed mercury lamps, one thing is the same, that is, they are always the same. Looks like he's busy. Everyone in Shadow City knows this group of strange little ones, but not many people really understand them. Most people only know that the three-headed mercury lamp is inextricably linked to the Imperial Army, and they are still named after the Empire. Dolls made from princesses—so the civilians in Shadow City basically thought that these little things might be mechanical servants or playmates used by royal family members. In a way, this was true.
The three-headed dolls who are active in the college area usually have various jobs, such as managing the flower beds and lawns in the school, pruning branches for trees, cleaning roads, repairing facilities, cleaning glass, and even seeing them use big With a shopping basket like a small mountain bag on his head, he quickly ran out of the campus supermarket and sneaked into the dormitory of the Misakas. It is said that some people saw that the college at night would be patrolled by fully armed three-headed mercury lamps. The tall doll is holding a fruit knife-like miniature lightsaber and a psionic beam rifle. It is covered with micro-space explosive bombs. It bounces around the school and patrols the school. Before the appearance of the three-headed mercury lamp, the night watch work in the college area was usually carried out by the school's teachers (usually held by the imperial commander or heroic spirit) and the student union cadres. Based on the above points, some people in Shadow City speculate that these cute three-headed dolls may be a new generation of multifunctional robots newly manufactured by the Empire. Octopus self-discipline machine, one day in the future Shadow City will be full of these three-headed little dolls, filling all public service posts in the entire city...
In addition, there are many conjectures about these little dolls, and there are even some urban strange stories. For example, one urban strange talk mentioned that all three-headed dolls have a common leader, which is a giant monster with a height of 100 meters. Robot, the purpose of this giant robot is to rule the city, and the three-headed legion that has invaded various posts in the college area and replaced the original faculty members is the vanguard sent by this giant robot. Of course, some people suspect that they are special models Imperial soldiers, but that kind of speculation is even more nonsense, basically no one believes it-send this kind of little guy to the battlefield to kill the enemy
The above are the impressions left by the three-headed mercury lamps in the eyes of the common people in Shadow City.
But no matter what the speculation is, there is at least one point that everyone in Shadow City agrees on: the three-headed mercury lamps are extremely cunning and cunning, and their strange behavior and various rare props are very troublesome things... especially It is the latter.
The three-headed Mercury Lamp that bounced and ran out in front saw me and Sandora, instead of being as happy as the other little dolls to come over to make love, but let out a scream, turned around and was about to run away, before I could react , she took out a small floating board-like thing from the portable space. Mercury lamps are equipped with extremely high burst speed and short-distance jump ability, and after people step on them, they will be separated by the space anchor point, so that they will not be affected by acceleration and inertia, so that the light and small three-headed people can also I won’t fall off the high-speed maneuvering skateboard. Seeing that the other party has even taken out this kind of thing, of course I knew that she was going to escape, so I rushed up immediately, broke through the sound barrier in an instant, and caught her before the other party started the skateboard. belt.
All mercury lamps, no matter the original version or mass-produced ones, can be easily lifted by grabbing the belt, and then their little arms and legs are useless. This is the experience I have accumulated over a long time—of course, The Titan Mercury Lamp, which is hundreds of meters high, is not counted, and even a belt buckle is taller than me.
"Let go! Let go! I hate it!" The 60cm tall doll Mercury Lamp danced and kicked in the air. Unfortunately, she was not as long as my arms from head to toe, and she couldn't resist, and since it was the elder brother who was holding her, it was obvious that this It was also impossible for the little guy to continue using those dangerous props, so all she had left was a cute protest.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly reached out and snatched the large roll of printing paper from the three-headed doll, and then put the latter on the ground.
"Give it back to me! Give it back to me!" The knee-high three-headed doll was jumping desperately, trying to climb up on my body with its poor little arms and legs, but I could hold it steady with only one hand. Suppress this little guy: that funny big head is too easy to attack, "Give it back to me quickly! Brother and lord won't like this! The ordinary wild girl Mercury Lamp yelled guiltily."
Ordinary... Wild Maiden Mercury Lamp? !
By the way, how many models are there in this group of wonderful dolls? Are they the same as the leaders of relevant departments and experts and scholars, are the three natural paragraphs from the second line of their business cards all titles
No matter how this powerful, smaller, and smaller three-headed doll protested desperately—of course, it should be precisely no matter how a certain Misaka sister who was in charge of controlling her protested—I have already focused on the paper I snatched from the other party. On the scroll, a line of large-sized headlines appeared in front of my eyes: "Wenwen Daily—Temporary Supplement"
Immediately, I felt the same as Sandora just now, feeling chills all over my body, well, it seems that I know what is going on with this bad premonition, but what is going on with that tengu's efficiency
I opened the newspaper with a feeling of mourning, and sure enough, on the front page of the first page, there was a color photo that took up the entire page. On it was a photo of me and Sandora, surrounded by a circle of roses.
The title of the photo was: "The Two Heads of State kissed passionately in the street as if no one was around", and there was a line of annotations under the photo that read: The two imperial mistresses were missing. Our reporter received an order in advance to strictly prohibit follow-up reports on this incident.
Then the following is exactly as Wenwen promised, there is no text...
"It was a huge mistake not to make that tengu into spicy chicken wings just now."
I crumpled up this cheating newspaper in two or three strokes. I think my complexion should be similar to that of Hitler in 1945, and Sandora next to me also saw the color plate picture on the newspaper just now, and her complexion is very subtle.
"Ah, the newspaper is gone. The ordinary wild girl Mercury Lamp is squatting on the ground in frustration, trying to attract the attention of her elder brother by showing off her cuteness." The Q-version Mercury Lamp puppet that has been stuck to her leg squatted on the ground muttering, His big head drooped feebly.
I picked up this little guy and held it up in the air: "Say, what are you going to do with this thing?"
"Put it on the bulletin board! The ordinary wild girl Mercury Lamp said confidently."
The mini-figures have their arms akimbo, with a serious expression on their faces.
If being cute can be eaten as a meal, I think these little things can at least make half of the population of Africa have no worries about food and clothing.
Although I feel a bit dumbfounded, but these little ones can't be beaten or scolded, I can only flick the opponent's head a few times, let her go back and tell others not to join in this kind of fun, and let this guy leave , the mini-doll is obviously also afraid of being punished. As soon as it hit the ground, it gave out a cheer, and ran towards the iron fence of the school. It seemed that it was going to take a shortcut to go home. Watching the fool get stuck in a gap in the fence: the head is too big.
"It's been such a long time, why do they still have this problem?" Sandora raised her hand, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Is this a problem with the Misakas or is Mercury Lamp an idiot at heart?"
I think it should be the latter. Don't look at Mercury Lamp's extraordinary appearance, but that guy is often messy on weekdays. When flying around the house, he would bump himself into a mess every now and then, so with her It should be normal for a somewhat related three-headed mercury lamp to have the same frizzy side.
But the unlucky Q doll didn't stay stuck for too long, and soon several identical three-headed mercury lamps ran out of the school, and stabbed the unlucky guy down with a bamboo pole.
With a bamboo pole... poke it down!
"It seems that they are very skilled." Sandora said leisurely.
I nodded heavily: "I remembered, Misaka 12590 told me about this situation before, there is indeed a batch of mass-produced mercury lamps that are responsible for rescuing other mass-produced mercury lamps, because those little guys have a kind of love in their bones. The habit of drilling randomly in narrow places, even the Misakas who are the controllers can't restrain this tendency. At the big nebula, the three-headed bodies were often stuck in the ventilation ducts of the battleship, so in the end they just They simply set up a group of emergency rescue teams to be responsible for stabbing out the stuck sisters... "
The little trouble caused by the three-headed puppet is over. Now the most important thing is to quickly catch that ghostly tengu girl. Sandora and I didn't expect Wenwen to have such a terrifying work efficiency and lower limit. , she actually spent half the morning adding the photo of me and Sandora to today's supplement, and also added such a speechless title and annotation: At first I thought there were only titles and annotations In other words, even Gossip Tengu can’t do anything. Now it turns out that I completely overestimated that guy’s moral index. The first thing you need to do when you see Tengu Wen in the future is to grab her camera and smash it to pieces. Keep a safe distance of 500 meters and call the police. During this period, absolutely do not talk to me, otherwise every word you say, including punctuation marks, will sooner or later become the fuse for you and your wife Chu Han to fight for hegemony.
Sheming Maruwen is running around the world every day, and the speed is so fast that there is no fixed foothold, so it is a bit troublesome to find her, and Sandora and I don't want to use the intelligence department and imperial soldiers for this matter: after all In Sandora's eyes, no matter how annoying this matter is, it's just a little girl's mischief, and it's a bit too much to use soldiers to solve the problem. Fortunately, even without the use of imperial soldiers, there is still a way to find Guan Xiwen. It can even be said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived: Lingmeng came unsteadily from across the street.
The black-haired girl with a lazy expression was wandering on the street, wearing the signature maiden costume with bare armpits, and of course the armband of the city management of Shadow City was pinned to her arm, and the big bow was swaying weakly, as if Like her master, she was planning to fall asleep at any time, and today's Reimu was a little different from usual: the maiden costume she was wearing turned blue and white.
"Yo, Reimu!" I greeted the other party happily, "1P hung up again?"
I know Reimu in the blue and white costume, as long as 1p hangs up and 2p comes on stage, the color of the clothes will change...
"1p Your sister," Reimu yawned and gave me a blank look, "I couldn't find a change of clothes, so I had to wear this first, really, Ibuki watermelon's horns just grew, and I said I would do it Nursing, Cirno was tricked by you into using it as a refrigerator, Marisa is completely unreliable, you can't even find a laundryman..."
I was stunned: This unscrupulous witch is a bit out of the circle when she is lazy, right? You usually don't even wash your clothes
"Of course it's not that I don't do laundry," Reimu said, waving his hands. "It's just that I've been really busy recently—the exchange of residents between Gensokyo and Avalon has begun. Go home and have a look, it’s a hassle to be busy registering names every day... Ah, what a headache, they just don’t get lost, they’re not kids.”
Simplifying the work of the first person in charge of Gensokyo to just registering a few names and being so lazy and unwilling to move, does this guy really know what professional ethics is
"What is professional ethics? Can it be used as a meal or can it be used as money?" Reimu said shaking his head, "By the way, is there something wrong? If there is nothing wrong, I have to continue patrolling. I should go back to make up for it after walking this block." It's time for a nap."
"You go and catch that tengu." I remembered the unlucky newspaper, and I couldn't help gnashing my teeth in anger.
"Ah? You're not talking about Shemeimaruwen, are you?" Reimu's sleepy eyes lit up a little, "Why did she mess with you?"
It's a good thing the guy is so lazy that he doesn't even read the newspaper.
"Oh, in short, that guy is finally so bold as to attack the ****oss, right?" Lingmeng nodded in understanding after listening to Sandora and I's explanation, and stretched out two fingers to us with a smile , "Such a guy really needs a lesson, but... this is not a job within the scope of urban management's duties, right? There will be an extra charge!"
In fact, I was very curious about the use of Hakurei Reimu, who can spend unlimitedly in the military zone, asking for money as a member of the establishment, but it seems that greed for money has become a part of this guy's genes, so I didn't ambiguous with her, on the spot Promise that as long as she can catch that guy before Wenwen distributes more newspapers and order him to correct the previous reports, the monthly salary and bonus will be increased tenfold.
I believe it is not difficult, the name of the God of Lingmeng City Management is not for nothing, even a cruel thing like Cikaro can make her block the alley several times in a row, I don't believe that a tengu can reverse It’s terrible, and because Wenwen’s printing factory is in the college area, her first batch of newspapers is always sent to the school for free reading by Misaka, so the newspaper in the hands of the three-headed doll just now may be the first batch In addition, Guan Xiwen has developed a habit since Gensokyo, she always uses her super speed to deliver newspapers herself, so as long as Reimu acts in time, it is still very easy to recover the tengu and newspapers.
Then this thing went all the way through the sky with a yellow light...
Sandora and I thought that this matter should be all right now, so we played outside for a while, and got up to go home around noon, but it turns out that fate is really fucked up sometimes.
When the two of us returned home, it was directly transmitted to the living room. Normally, at this time, everyone should be busy with their own affairs in their own rooms or go out for a stroll. In the living room, only An Weina and Saeko should be busy, but today is a huge Except, almost everyone in the living room is complete, including Lin Xue, who should have gone home long ago, and An Weena, who should be cooking. The sudden appearance did not attract the attention of this group of devotees. I stepped forward to take a look curiously, and burst into tears.
... Nima has a whole table of Wenwen Daily that is one and a half meters high! !
Reimu was sitting on top of this pile of newspapers, shaking her head triumphantly. The bow on her head was swinging back and forth with her movements. As for being chased and intercepted by more than a dozen urban management officers, she was the first to spot Sandora and me because she was sitting relatively high, and immediately greeted us cheerfully: "Ah! The person has been caught, and all the stolen goods have been confiscated and brought, you see!"
As Reimu spoke, he pointed to the bottom of his buttocks. Not only were there piles of newspapers underneath, but there was also a tearful black-haired girl under the newspapers. It was Guan Xiwen, who was violently enforced by Reimu.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my camera..."
The Tengu girl burst into tears.
After asking, I found out that the violent guy Reimu not only confiscated all the newspapers of Shemei Marumon, but even brutally broke the camera that the other party regarded as a treasure. The original camera was actually a treasure, a high-tech product of Kappa , The functions are so amazing, not only can take pictures and videos, but also can fire magic cannons, form a protective cover, make phone calls, bake pancakes, generate electricity, artificial rainfall, summon dragons, transform Ultraman and make the grandson monkey show its original shape— Although there may be strange things mixed in, it is generally such a cruel baby, but now it has been blown into pieces by Lingmeng with the psionic thunder of justice, and it is spread on the ground. Excitedly use them to make puzzles.
Faced with this situation, Shemei Maruwen will of course burst into tears, but... Looking at the newspapers that my sister and the others have in hand, I think it should be me who is crying here... RQ