Hakurei Reimu is indeed the only guy in history who can be named a god in the name of urban management—you should listen to this sentence seriously. In short, she caught Shemeimarumon, who was supposed to be very good at escaping, with extremely high efficiency. The suspect was arrested and brought to justice, and successfully destroyed the other party's crime tools and seized all the stolen goods. If this reckless red and white witch (considering that she is a 2P now, we can call her blue and white for the time being... well, it is still called red and white Right) If she has done this far, she has undoubtedly made a great contribution. Maybe I can give her a few days off and raise her salary by two levels when I am happy, but it is a pity... If Reimu is not rash, then It's not Reimu anymore.
Under the stimulation of ten times the salary, this unscrupulous guy has completely exceeded the standard of work: Ya actually sent all the confiscated newspapers to my house!
"It's such a hot title, Ah Jun."
My elder sister held a newspaper in her hand, and looked at this side with a smile that was not a smile. Although her voice sounded gentle and gentle, everyone shivered when their EQ surpassed the legs of the table, and Qianqian was studying the whole thing. The note below the color map, I am very worried that this girl will destroy world peace. Miss Lin does not have a newspaper in her hand, but she found a kitchen knife from nowhere. Although I knew it was a joke, I still posted a Cold sweat on the forehead. An Weena flashed back and forth in the pile of newspapers, and suddenly floated over at this moment, and asked hesitantly: "Is the master going to elope? Do you want An Weina to prepare some papers for you on the way?" Things to use? Food, a change of clothes, blankets, quilts... Well, can I take Anwena with me when the master elopes? It would be very convenient to have a maid."
No, you should continue to study how to lay eggs, and one day you will have fresh spice baked eggs at home.
In addition to these live treasures, the younger ones in the family and those who were eating a meal also took out a few newspapers from the pile of papers to study. Pandora and Viska rarely fought, and even looked at each other side by side in harmony. The same newspaper, if you don’t consider the contents of the newspaper, I really want to take a picture of this little angel-like twin sister. The mercury lamp is inconvenient to unfold the newspaper due to its size—in fact, it’s because she can’t even stretch the paper even if she straightens her arms , so she spread the newspaper on the floor, lying on it and reading it, Jingdong jumped up and down on the photo of Sandora and me, expressing some opinions from time to time, of course no one paid attention to her, even the family The floor mats and the refrigerator (Cirnuo has returned) are lying there looking at each newspaper. Yakumolan protects herself tightly with her tail, as if thinking about whether to keep a relationship with a pervert who wants to change her mind. From the distance, Cirnuo, the little goblin who is always surprised at first glance, is very calm when watching this kind of heavy news this time: she can't read.
I'm lucky that the protoss five-person group is not at home for the time being, or should Bingtis's big mouth be yelling now
"Okay, okay, you guys still have to take it seriously."
Seeing the aunts and grandmas in the room flinging Sandora and me with all kinds of subtle eyes, I finally couldn't bear it any longer, and quickly waved my hands and said, "Do you still believe the news about Guan Xiwen?"
"Tch, surrendering so quickly, I really don't cooperate," Miss Lin was the first to snort dissatisfied, "But Miss Ben is still in a bad mood, I told you in advance, don't get me wrong, I'm just angry that you have Interesting things just didn't call me."
Isn't it because I don't have a date with you, so I feel uncomfortable, is it necessary to beat around the bush
The credibility of Wenwen's newspaper is basically known to everyone in the family, so from the very beginning, everyone didn't believe the front-page news, but it's one thing not to believe it, and another to find it interesting, obviously A group of guys at home who were busy growing mushrooms thought they had found a rare opportunity to relieve boredom, and they all used this seriously inaccurate news to tease Sandora and me. But the photos are genuine—the gluey relationship between the two people can be seen dozens of miles away.
"Okay, okay, don't watch it, let's sort out these things and get rid of them. It's not very good to spread such nonsense news." After watching the play for a long time, my elder sister finally made a move and asked everyone to clean up those newspapers When I got up, everyone was very cooperative, but a certain ice goblin protested a little bit. She felt that the newspaper was her treasure, and if others snatched it, she would make a fuss. I had no choice but to give her a few pieces of waste paper and let her tear it up Playing around, this method really worked, the idiot leprechaun obediently went to the corner and squatted, so everyone praised me for my rich handling experience, it took me five minutes to realize what they meant was that someone has almost become an expert in raising children …
As for a certain reckless witch who did more than fail, no matter how rough her nerves are, she knew that she might have made a small mistake at this time. By the time I remembered her, that guy had long since disappeared.
By the way, she also took away Sheming Maruwen, who had been tied up by five flowers.
"By the way, how do you deal with these things?"
Elder Sister pointed to the mountain of newspapers in the middle of the room and shook her finger, "That daredevil Reimu has all piled up here."
I looked around and silently handed a fork to Sandora: "Do you want some ketchup?"
Sandora didn't even pick up the fork: "It's okay, this can be eaten in its original flavor."
Everyone: "..."
It's really convenient to have a trash can with unlimited capacity in the house, right? Just why do I feel a pang of guilt...
Sandora's ability to eat is truly unparalleled. Even though this girl had already eaten four-fifths of the entire Xiaoxi Dessert Store's inventory less than two hours ago, she was still able to sweep the dining table by noon, and by the way A table of newspapers was eaten, but this time the plates at home were spared. Sandora said unprecedentedly that there is no need for after-dinner snacks this time.
Qianqian is still tossing her xltv. It seems that the popularity will not subside in three or two days. It is said that she has approved the opening of several education versions, including the human education version, ghost education version, orc education version and prenatal education version Apparently, the classification method of the education channel in this girl's impression is very different from the normal world view. I had to spend a lot of effort to get her to remove the religious section from the education channel. She is still recruiting a large number of professional reporters, hosts, directors, entertainment experts, and talents that may be used by various media. Looking at the large talent formation plan printed out by Qianqian, I think this girl is still looking good this time. Quite professional, at least she did the right order of pre-recruitment, but one thing I'm curious about is why she recruited an entire fleet of Federal Navy to the entertainment channel...
"That's right, they plan to make a movie," Qianqiante explained to me happily, "It's about the story of human beings bravely fighting against the evil alien invaders. 10,000 people have been recruited, and when the time comes, I will borrow a group of crooked abominations from Cirvanas to act as alien invaders."
…Using a real army to play a war movie, I immediately felt that this might be a blockbuster production with unprecedented response. Is Qianqian, the guy who always acts as the mascot at home, finally planning to make a big hit
This idea lasted for a few minutes, and it collapsed after I saw the shallow script, because it was difficult for me to understand that if the evil alien invaders were killed in the first five minutes of the movie, the remaining 100,000 federal soldiers What else to do in the next hundred and ten minutes...
Qianqian also explained this: "There should be some acting, I will make up some later when I have time, if I can't make it up, I can watch it as an arms advertisement - and there are so many actors, it will take some time to get the cast list alone !"
In a superficial view of the world, the cast list needs to be detailed and detailed. I think I understand why she wants to recruit 100,000 federal soldiers...
It's hard to say whether there is a possibility of shooting this movie, because my sister is watching, this girl's out-of-the-box whimsy should be shot, but it doesn't rule out that my sister has a dark belly occasionally, well, I can't control it, let them toss, anyway, the 100,000 federal navy is absolutely very happy to take such a long vacation in the empire area for no reason, just treat it as a little benefit for the servants who are fighting for the empire.
Lilina didn't get involved in this interesting thing this time. She has been with Ding Dong for the past two days. Shadow City, I stayed in the World Tree Temple for a long time, and I don’t know what fun they have. I think it may be that Ding Dong is preparing for the next make-up examination of tectonics, because someone recently reported that he was in the world tree. Cosmic furballs and pink Cerberus were found near the temple. It's hard to say whether these strange new creatures were created by Lilina and Jingdong.
"Hula—" There was a sound of flapping wings, and a small black and white figure slid past the ceiling, and then sat firmly on the chandelier in the living room dangling. It turned out to be a mercury lamp. The hardworking ghost maid, even the ceiling of the chandelier, which is basically not cleaned every day, was wiped spotless, otherwise the rash behavior of the mercury lamp would definitely make the living room dirty again. I waved to the top, villain I fell down quickly with a seemingly impatient expression, this guy's expression is completely deceiving.
The little guy is in a good mood today, and you can even see the corners of her mouth curl up occasionally, which is hard to see on this doll who is always very bad-tempered. People can't help but wonder if she and Lilina recently What a marvelous victory in the battle.
Now I can't remember at all when this extremely irritable doll girl became so obedient. I only know that although Mercury Lamp is still cold-faced and bad-tempered, he has become a member of the family's cute loli group. The level of obedience is several plus points higher than that of Lilina. I took the little doll girl off my shoulders, put my hands on her ribs, and raised my words high: "What's wrong, you're in such a good mood today?"
Mercury Lamp suddenly became furious. While breaking my arm hard, he tried to turn his head and try to bite. His mouth kept making threatening sounds, just like an angry kitten. Sure enough, no matter how many times he came, it was too interesting. This guy who would completely lose his composure if he was held high.
"Put me down! You rude bastard! How many times do I have to say it! Don't tease others like children! Damn... bastard, damn it, idiot! There's no end to it!" Although the doll girl had brute force, she still Compared with someone, it is obviously not enough to see, so I can only curse and kick the air, I am very happy, I feel that the bad mood caused by a certain tengu girl and the reckless red and white in the morning has improved in an instant, so He simply held up the doll and dangled it up and down: "A doll must look like a doll!"
"Who is the doll! Who is the doll! Who is the doll!" Mercury Lamp almost jumped violently, twisting my arm vigorously, "I am a noble Rozen Maiden, don't mix such a high-level doll with such a low-level thing as a doll. Confused! And how many times do I need to say it, don't always raise it high suddenly in a nervous way!"
"Haha, what's the difference, it can be used as a pillow anyway." I was completely amused by this little girl who would complain in three paragraphs when she was excited, and I thought that this guy would take the initiative to use it as a pillow to ask for leniency if he got into trouble. I am used to being funny, and I am immediately overjoyed, but... as soon as this sentence is said, the surrounding atmosphere seems to be wrong.
There was a sound of "cracking", as if something finally broke, and then the Rozen Maiden in her hand spread her wings all of a sudden: "You stupid human being is simply too bad!!"
Oops, teased too much.
Three minutes later, I was sitting on the wreckage of the sofa picking the chicken feathers from my body, and on my shoulders was a puppet girl who was still angry, and the latter was pulling my hair in the name of helping pick the chicken feathers: there is actually one thing that makes people very angry. Curious, since this girl is really angry, why is she still sitting on the shoulders of her enemy
"Self-inflicted, can't live-this log is purely because I have been too busy these days."
Ms. Lin made such a highly generalized evaluation of the interaction between our grandfather and father.
"It turns out that Zhenhong and the others are coming to play at home." I lifted the half of the shoulder where the mercury lamp was sitting, "That's right, you haven't seen each other for more than a month this time, are you happy?"
"Who's happy? Those little girls will come here." Mercury Lamp kicked me angrily, "Tomorrow I'm going to take them to see Titan Mercury Lamp, do you have any objection?"
Showing off is the original sin of a child—by the way, is Chairman Shui, who is hundreds of years old, still a child
"During the master's absence, Miss Zhenhong and several other Rozen Maidens came to the house to look for them a few times," An Weina approached and whispered, "They left a few letters after they found out that the little master of the Mercury Lamp was gone."
When we heard it, we immediately smiled, so that’s the case. I said, why have I been seeing the mercury lamp reading something secretly these two days? It’s a letter from my sisters after a long time. , I don’t know what kind of letters those rose girls wrote to my sister.
Speaking of which, Mercury Lamp, who is still having a hard time writing a long letter, doesn't know whether he is stressed or not when he sees those notes.
When I was exchanging the father-daughter relationship with Mercury Lamp (you just really listen), there was a panicked scream from a girl not far away, which immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the living room: "Wow! ! No, someone come and help me!"
I turned around in shock, and the scene in front of me made me pop out. It turned out that the voice was made by Qi Lunuo. This idiot didn't know how to provoke Little Bubble, who was playing a puzzle with Ji Shanshan, and suddenly attracted the latter's attention. interest, now Little Bubble is hanging on Qi Lunuo's back, biting hard on the top ice wing of the opponent, and will not let go. The girl jumped up and down and exclaimed, and of course Little Bubble would not be taken down by this technique: he could be called the steel teeth cute trio at home with Ding Dong and Mercury Lamp, and he was also a steel tooth character like the party leader, Little Bubble's The bite force is astonishing, even though Cirnuo was thrown up and down in the air and flew around, Little Bubble didn't want to let go at all, the two of them just competed with each other.
And the nanny Ji Xingxi, who was supposed to be the first to stop Little Bubbles at this time, instead of stepping up to fight, cheered up a certain ignorant juvenile host from the side, happily, until In the end, he even took out a shield and a sword from the king's treasury, and sang the war song of the Sumerian era...
She finally saw the second unlucky guy besides herself being tossed by the little princess, and she was so happy that she was obsessed: You must know that Little Bubble is a pistachio with less than 5 combat power at home, and basically anyone can tease him For a moment, that girl won't be annoyed, but she, the most ancient queen in the legend, Ji Shining, has instead become Little Bubble's playmate, pillow nurse, nursemaid, nurse and mobile bottle. What a grievance that the princess provided the shiny toys. Now that Cirno is being entangled by the terrible runaway little Bubble just like she was back then, how can she not be happy
This effect is equivalent to being caught by the teacher for cheating in the examination room. When you are called to the office, you look up and see that your best friend in the back seat is also being disciplined like your grandson, and you will feel a lot more balanced: Although you may not be saved, but At least you know that there is someone else who is as hopeless as yourself...
"Help! Help! Woohoo, this lady is amazing! Don't bully this lady!" Qi Lunuo ran around in fright, because the defense components of Xiling's host would instinctively attack those who exceeded the limit near the machine The energy is suppressed, and now she can't even breathe out a breath of cold air, let alone resist. In the end, this guy was even bitten and cried, "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhou
I'm sure that this guy's icy wing biting didn't hurt, she was just scared: she thought Little Bubble was going to eat herself.
"If I were you, I'd just give her the wings." Seeing how pitiful Qi Lunuo was, I still couldn't help but go up and pat her on the head, "That thing is shiny, and Little Bubble is biting It won't let up."
"As long as I want the wings, don't you want to eat me?" Qi Lunuo looked at me with tears in her eyes, then turned her head to look at Little Bubble, who was crunching and gnawing on the ice wings, and quickly threw away the three pairs of ice crystals with a shiver of her shoulders After getting down, Little Bubble immediately ran back with the pile of loot, and held up an ice crystal to Ji Shanshan: "Goo!"
Is this a thank you gift to my comrades... RQ