"What's wrong with her? What medicine did you feed her?"
Looking at the eldest lady squatting on the sofa with blurred eyes and constantly thinking about it, Sandora looked surprised, and dragged me to mutter in a low voice.
"It's nothing, Nie Yuan." I said concisely, and looked down at the commemorative stamp in my hand.
If you get close, the eldest lady keeps muttering those few words: Nie Yuan, Nie Yuan, she has been muttering these five words for several minutes, I reckon if no one stops her, when she stops by herself It should be able to circle the earth if it is typed with No. 3 Yahei...
Elder sister looked at Lin Xue, looked at me, then looked at Lin Xue, looked at me, her slightly narrowed eyes were full of jokes, and she didn't smile until I felt uncomfortable all over: "Ah Jun, But you have to take responsibility, or my sister will be angry."
My whole body trembled, and I nodded again and again: "Responsible, responsible—but it is necessary to be so serious, I was only nine years old at that time! Why do you think I am so miserable?"
My sister glanced at me with two-thirds of the white of her eyes: "Prior record!"
Qianqian came over and twisted my ear: "Pre-convicted!"
Sandora looked at the mysterious appearance of the three of us, and shrugged: "Although I don't know what you guys are talking about, but - criminal record!"
I suddenly became angry: I don’t know what you still say!
I took a look at these three, and finally decided not to deal with them: Needless to say, my lord, if I count as the number one in this family, then she is the number one sister, there is no comparison at all, Qianqian is an arbitrary logical damage immunity You shouldn't have the idea of reasoning with her from the very beginning. As for Sandora, she may be considered considerate, but the current situation is two to one, as long as Qianqian and her sister are together. The bad water in Sandora's bones should be able to toss me off the cliff. So I decided to talk to the eldest lady to see if I could get her to stop talking about evil fate.
How can I say something. edge. Fantastic—I used to think that this sentence might not happen to these weird girls around me. After all, which one of them seems to be taking the romantic route? But now fate has given me a stick, telling me that things like "fate" are everywhere, and this stick is still falling on someone who I never even dared to think about before: Lin Da, who synthesized rare materials. Miss—until forty-five minutes ago, I couldn't believe that Missy could use "wonderful" to connect with me.
Lin Xue was not sure about her thoughts. But my own mood is actually very elegant. Things like love will gradually become dull after a long time. Although I really like the happiness in the ordinary, but the occasional surprises that pop out of the ordinary are of course better. I really want to thank the Supreme Goddess of Life. It is her "travel wall" that allows me to recall the scene that I have forgotten. Let yourself know that many things are actually predestined, and I dare not say whether it was the encounter more than ten years ago that made the two people inevitably entangled in fate. After the entanglement, I am very elegant. It's very likely that the eldest lady herself is in the same mood. Although she is still thinking about "Nie Yuan, Nie Yuan", she is familiar with this guy's arrogant temper. I have long ignored her thoughts of this level, it is strange that she can speak her feelings frankly. According to one's own understanding of the other party and the faint feeling in the depths of the soul. This guy's mood index is at least eight o'clock in the morning, and the sun is shining brightly enough to dry the quilt.
"Now, when are you going to read it?"
I patted the girl prophet's shoulder, wanting to see the expression on the guy's hooked head, but the other party was much more cheerful than I expected, and the eldest lady suddenly raised her head with a displeased expression on her face: "What are you doing?" , I’m just realizing life! Die and go!”
I ignored the other party's threats, and sat down beside her carelessly: "It's really shocking, there are such coincidences, but at that time you looked like a little princess, and you surprised me Jump, what has fate done to you all these years?"
"Back then you looked like a stupid X." The eldest lady grinned and came up to twist my ear, "The fate of these years... Well, it probably didn't do anything to you."
I didn't realize it at the time, really.
"It seems that it is fate to be entangled with you, this piece of wood." The eldest lady's face was calm as usual, playing with the ugly wood lump in her hand, which was placed on her body, and I can guess the reason: this The girl has always been a character who is used to stuffing her belongings indiscriminately. Thinking about the things she took out of her pocket at the beginning, it opened her eyes for a while. This piece of wood probably made her throw it away casually as a childhood memory. It’s in the space, just like me, and then I put it away and forget it. After all, it’s the same thing as a small gift more than ten years ago, and it’s the same as me.” Three times, I found out that if I hadn't met you in the past, we would really be strangers in the future, how wonderful is fate?"
I looked at Lin Xue's face, and found the panic that flashed in her eyes just now. Obviously, the branch of fate of "being a stranger" made her jump, so I calmly embraced the other person's shoulder: " If fate is destined to be such a thing, fate is not bad to us."
The eldest lady hesitated slightly on her face, carefully observed the little guys in the distance for a long time, and confirmed that the girls who could scream at the slightest movement were busy playing, and then leaned into my arms: "The weather is turning It's cold."
"Um... ah."
"Suddenly want to go out for a walk."
"Where are you going? I'll accompany you." I looked at the sky outside, it wasn't too late, there was still more than an hour before Lin Xueping returned home, it should be just in time to go for a walk with her and then send her home directly , this time seems to be a golden opportunity to exchange feelings with your girlfriend, right
The eldest lady thought for a while: "Should I go to the Maldives? Or run farther and go to Sunsail Harbor? Actually, Theramore is also good..."
I:"… "
A chill came to my heart for no reason, and my heart trembled: It's over! This troublesome aggregate is going on a trip again! This is it!
But it's too late to stop it now. No one can stop the young lady's interest. Before I could react, the girl had already stood up and raised her arms and shouted: "Everyone! Anyone want to go on a trip? The seaside! "
I covered my eyes with my hand when the other party’s voice was over, thinking that there would be no suspense: what could be easier than inciting a group of girls who are already in a serious process of energy? That is, there is a Qianqian among the group of girls who were instigated...
Careful readers must have discovered it. Ilson and Kenser, the two old men, were deliberately ignored - one was practiced by his sister huā for tens of thousands of years to become a shaking M, and there was a language library with a total of four characters including punctuation marks. Do you think these two have the meaning of being counted? !
So there is no suspense. By the time I put down my hands, Qianqian had changed into a youthful and beautiful tropical long dress and walked to the door of the living room with a small bag on her shoulders... This girl restrains me a little bit!
Lin Xue tugged at my ear, and I turned around, just in time to meet her smiling gaze: "This time, Miss Ben is in a good mood, let me be self-willed for a while." Faced with this sentence, what else can I say? Anyway, I surrendered unconditionally.
This time it was not Qianqian who was responsible for the whim. And Miss Lin, and her suggestion quickly gained the response of the whole family. Of course, I was quite nervous at first, because I still remember the bad experience: every trip organized by the eldest lady has to turn into a big trouble in the end. The smallest scale of trouble is all about saving the world. There is no upper limit, that is, after those few experiences, I gave the eldest lady a nickname of Troubled Aggregator—you should take it as a nickname.
But this time, Lin Xue gave me a reassurance: "Don't worry, I read it, at least we won't have any problems during the trip, and we won't go far away—the world of Azeroth is the territory of the Empire."
That's right. The final travel destination is not on Earth, but on Azeroth. After unanimous consultation with the whole family, we decided to go to the Isle of Quel'Danas. Bubble seemed more [excited] than anyone else when they set off, jumping up and down with her daughter in her arms. I was worried that she was planning to use the Magister Platform or Sunwell alone—maybe I need to remind Kael’thas to apply for politics immediately. took refuge.
Ever since the savior empire killed the Fallen Apostles and the Burning Legion entrenched in the world of Azeroth, this war-torn planet has finally ushered in peace, and it seems that the peace may be maintained forever, the empire The Azeroth in the map has gone into two completely different orbits from the Azeroth that is the information projection on the earth. I think this is a good thing: at least, if we didn’t kill the entire Burning Legion in advance If so, wouldn't the Isle of Quel'Danas become a peaceful tourist destination
The army of the Fallen Apostles was finally stopped in front of the Silver Moon line of defense. Quel'Danas was completely unaffected by the flames of war. After the war, it became the best scenic spot in the Eastern Kingdom. Lands polluted by plagues or demons are not easy, but there are still a small number of people who are eligible to travel here. They must have military exploits or outstanding contributions, they must have the status of members of the Salvation Army, and they must have the permission issued by the leader of their own race The reason is that there is a second set of cross-world portals connecting the world of Azeroth and Shadow City in the center of the island. Half of the entire island is a military restricted area, and the remaining half is semi-controlled. zone.
We chose this place for this reason, it's quiet, the scenery is good, and it's very convenient to go back if you have something to do.
Less than two days after returning from the God Realm, our family came here to enjoy the sea breeze. Speaking of it, it seems that we have not had a real vacation for a long time. We fought a war, took a short vacation after the war, dealt with a lot of government affairs, ate and slept at home in a daze, and then waited for when something went wrong in a certain world. Fighting wars, this cycle has been repeated for several rounds, and when I realize it, I really feel exhausted from the spirit to the body. The eldest lady’s suggestion may be due to the whims and passions caused by a sudden good mood, but it is not insensitive Aware of this problem, I want to let the family relax.
Because it's a family trip that hasn't been done for a long time, and there are many new members or guests in the family, I brought everyone with me, even including the one who happened to come to the house to look for Lin Xue on the day of departure Lin Feng and Shali, as well as An Weina who was forced to go out by herself, the mighty first family and the mighty tourist group, we have a tendency to contract the whole beach with just one team , and the first family is always fully prepared for activities, and everyone's personal space always carries a lot of weird things. After arriving at the destination, we transformed an original alien coast into a coastal resort in less than ten minutes. Lin Xue enthusiastically arranged at least thirty beach lounge chairs along the beach. Regardless of whether it is useful or not, Sandora prepared a beach barbecue fire a little farther behind—with a radius of ten meters. I suspect that she intends to catch the nine-headed water monster and grill it. Of course, it is the most amazing It's my elder sister. She is used to being well-prepared in any situation, and this time she even brought a mobile planetary colonization cabin with complete facilities and self-powered energy—what is she planning to live on the beach for a few years
I was lying side by side under the parasol with Ilson and Kenser. Ziliu Ziliu sucking iced coconut juice, decadent like a middle-aged landlord, watching a bunch of girls, big and small, go crazy on the beach or sea and bully those local blood elf children who might be brought by their parents. All the bones in his body were lazy. Ilsen turned over and let out a special YD admiration: "Hey, it's comfortable, mortals' talent in enjoyment is really not something to brag about."
Kenser nodded with a smile, and tightened the huā underpants bought from Erliqiao for fifteen yuan: "Very good, very good."
I stretched out my foot and kicked Ilsen's waist: "Are you really guilty of saying that you are comfortable? You are wearing more than 300 catties of iron sheets while basking in the sun on the beach? You won't die if you get caught in the sand!"
Ilsen flicked his hair, and the heavy armor on his body was shining in the sun: "I am a God of War first, you don't understand."
Should the God of War show off his youth in full bloom wearing a three-hundred-pound iron shell on the beach of Yangguan? How good it is for you to take the Kratos route at this time: at least they are still wearing beach shorts, right
I don't have time to deal with this crazy god of war. Get up to flirt with Sandora, who is watching a large bonfire in the distance waiting for a meal. Her Majesty the Queen wore a unique subtropical-style gauze waistline and a sea-blue swimsuit. Although the style is a little conservative, but her figure is already very good, coupled with the graceful temperament that is revealed intentionally or unintentionally, this style of swimsuit suits her very well, plus a cute straw hat with a hua border , today's Sandora is almost rolling the two temperaments of cuteness and grace on her body.
Of course, the main reason I came to tease her was that I was curious about what this girl was baking or preparing to bake, but I was dumbfounded as soon as I passed by: there was at least half a ton of sea fish on the other side of the fire, and the mermaid princess Isana was Quickly put the fish on the stick and handed it to Sandora, and said while passing it back: "You know, you roasted me, and the taste is similar to this..."
Isana is the bravest creature I have ever seen, no one, did she bring up this topic in front of Sandora because she was tired of this world
"Ajun, try it!" Sandora saw me coming, and immediately raised the grilled fish in her hand, "Isana helped to catch this, Naga is a good fisherman!"
I took the food processed by Sandora with trepidation, and was surprised to find that it actually tasted pretty good: Maybe this kind of food that has no cooking process at all is the only thing that Sandora can make that can't kill people
"Why are you here too?" I glanced at Isana who was grilling fish. The other fish's tail was inconvenient to move on the beach, so she could only jump around. At present, she has buried herself in a well half a meter deep. In the pit.
"The army is on vacation. I went back to Azeroth to visit relatives. I haven't felt the sea water in my hometown for a long time. Although the water in Fairy Lake is comfortable, it has too little salt. I am a saltwater fish... Ah! Your Majesty, that fish is still alive! "
"Use the fire, use the fire!" Qianqian suddenly rushed over from the direction of the beach, holding a lot of strange things in her hands, and I didn't see until I got close, it turned out that it was a pile of black Cups, plates, and dishes (suspected) made of unknown objects, with sand mixed in them, Qianqian grabbed an irregular disc and sent it to the bonfire where Sandora used to grill fish. She was not afraid of fire at all. The meaning, and then just grab the disc with your hands and roast it in the fire.
"What are you doing?" Sandora asked strangely.
"Making deep-sea clay porcelain, I suddenly thought of it, it should be very interesting." Qianqian excitedly tossed the plate in the fire, if she was not afraid of burning her swimsuit, she might have jumped into it: That swimsuit was made of ordinary materials.
I watched from the side and came to two conclusions. First, this is another typical superficial whim. Second, this girl seems to have developed a little more. This year, there is actually a ditch-is this the power of love
"How long did it take you to bake like this?" Sandora and Qianqian's IQ suddenly came to the same line, and they squatted down to discuss with her. "And the firepower is not enough."
"It's okay. I have time." Qianqian excitedly threw the pile of strange things made of deep-sea clay into the fire, and then her face suddenly changed, and I saw that the radius was about ten meters. It has fuel mixed in it. The big bonfire, which had been burning for two days and two nights, might not be able to burn out by visual inspection, trembled violently, and suddenly turned into ashes on the ground.
Many strange black porcelain bowls remained in the ashes. Isana was stunned holding a few bamboo sticks with only half of them left, the fish on them had long been burnt.
Of course, the shallow black porcelain bowl is a success. Don't say freeze. The sand inside has been fired into glaze! This girl burned these things in her own timeline for two full days and two nights!
"My grilled fish..." Isana held up an empty bamboo stick and cried to me without tears, "I haven't eaten a bite yet." Sandora waved her hand: "It's okay, I can eat it raw."
Isana thought for a while: "That's right, I live in the water, and I usually eat raw."
I hurriedly pulled Qianqian away, and after a while, it's time for the ruthless to drink blood and flow into rivers. My own psychological quality may not be able to bear it. Qianqian didn't forget to take her big pile of dark treasures with her when she left, she insisted on eating with them. Well, this girl's mobility is already supernatural.
Watching Qianqian bury those still steaming pottery objects in the sand to cool down, I looked up to the direction of the beach, where the little ones were having fun, I had to keep an eye out for people running around, and as a result, I looked up. Seeing Chuberry screaming and rushing towards this side, in the blink of an eye, this puppet girl less than one meter high was hanging on her arm: "Uncle Uncle! The mercury lamp is uncomfortable! Go and see Bar!"
As soon as I heard it, I ran to the place where the puppets were staying.
Mercury Lamp and her sisters are used to being together, even when they come out to play, a group of doll girls gather together to play and fight. When I passed by, I found that all the Rozen Maidens were there, all of them with nervous faces. Mercury Lamp was struggling to writhe its body and scratched its back, jumping up and down with a look of impatience, seeing me running over in a hurry, the little puppet immediately stopped its inelegant movements with embarrassment Standing in front of me, I still couldn't help twisting my body.
"What's going on?" I picked up 92.3cm and asked while playing it back and forth.
"Itchy, no matter how you scratch it, it won't work." The corner of Mercury Lamp's mouth twitched, turning his head away while blushing, "Don't laugh! Don't look! Or I'll call you a pervert in the future!"
——Today is Mercury Lamp's first time wearing a swimsuit—even though it is a school swimsuit that elementary school students only wear, but this girl is still unwaveringly shy.
"Hey! I told you not to move around! You idiot who touches dolls! I won't let you sleep in my arms from now on!"
I completely ignored the water [chairman] who had been raised by me very strangely, and just poked a small hole in the back of the other party: "Your keyhole has sand in it."
Everyone: "..."
Turning the mercury lamp over, there is a key hole for winding on the back of the little girl. Usually, this thing has always been regarded as a cute spot on her body-when the key is used to wind up the small lamp, the girl twists and turns Looks like fun—but this time, it seems like it's a huge problem. I rubbed the keyhole with a cotton swab dipped in water for a long time before I finally managed to get a few pebbles out of the inside and put the doll on the ground. The other person’s face immediately recovered, but she was still steadfast. He rushed forward with all his teeth and claws, trying to bite: "You idiot! You unsophisticated idiot! You are so rude!"
"Come here, take off your shirt, Chuberry! Turn around and lift your back! Emerald Star Stone, it's useless to stare, unless you obediently go back to the house and stay there, Cang Xingshi, hold her down, really red... black tea changes If you don’t obey me, I’ll seal it with glass glue!” With a mercury lamp hanging on my arm, I slammed Fang Qiu at a group of Rozen Maidens, then took out a handful of waterproof band-aids and began to paste them one by one, “Don’t go Deep water area, I always feel that your spherical joints are not safe, Luo Zhen didn’t have sealing ring technology at that time!”
After I finally dealt with this group of weird Rozen Maidens, I went around to see what everyone was doing, only to find that each of those weird guys were more troublesome than each other: lìlìNara Swimming competition with small bubbles, but the latter doesn't know what swimming is at all. In the end, the silly little bubbles sank to the bottom of the sea, and ran wildly in the bottom of the sea - and then rolled up at least twenty tons of seafood and a burst of almost Catch the waves of the tsunami. We propped up the sea shield to improve Sandora's food once. In the end, Lin went into the water with her strange strength and lifted Little Bubble up. The girl had already drilled a hole half a kilometer out of the seabed. She foolishly thought that "Sister Liliana" was swimming ahead.
Pandora and Viska piled sand sculptures at the end of a cape far away. They sent 2,000 soldiers to the entire Isle of Quel'Danas and the continental shelf to collect sea sand, and planned to replicate Silvermoon City in equal proportions. Thinking of the ice and snow castle that is still in the shallow portable space, I am very stressed big.
Xiao Qijing was dragged out of the spiritual world by her mother (Alaya), who saw the sea for the first time. [Excited] couldn't control it, and later she was discovered by Zhenhong and the others. The latter invited the early sister to play sandcastle together. Rozen Maiden's sand castle is much smaller than the Pandora sisters, but it is especially worth mentioning for its innocence and childlikeness. The sand castle made by Mercury Lamp is the closest and even vivid to the goal she declared: she made more than 20 yurts.
Alaya is with my elder sister. In charge of babysitting...
After lying under the sun umbrella for more than an hour, Ilsen finally felt bored. He dug a big hole on the beach at least one meter deep, jumped into it himself, beckoned Kenser to bury him, and said yes If you want to enjoy the so-called sand bath, Kenther is a real person. A quicksand technique will do it, but after burying it, we think it looks like a grave bag. Ilsen's head suddenly popped out of the grave, looking like a performance artist. In just ten minutes, four or five blood elf children were frightened and cried. There has never been such a performance in the world of Azeroth. Form—After many parents complained, Monina couldn't bear it and gave Ilsen another quicksand technique. This time it was really a grave bag.
I strolled back and forth on the beach with my arms swaying, and I didn’t have anything in particular to do, but watching these happy guys committing crimes leisurely is actually a kind of entertainment in itself, and the other kind of entertainment is watching these rare The swimsuits of the girls... Needless to say, Sandora and Qianqian, a group of Rozen Maidens have all changed into school swimsuits. It’s as if my father saw his daughter’s swimming photos leaked, and in addition to Irsen’s flamboyant golden armor, the protoss also went to the village to cool off, and Monina was dressed in a sexy black with feathers. Swimsuits, Lin, the girl who is always popular, wears golden scales... well, their clothes can't be changed directly with their own feathers and scales just to save trouble, right
I started to look around to find Bingtis, because I was very curious about what a real explosive X would look like in a swimsuit. There is nothing lewd about this idea, I am just curious...
"You want to see my half-naked appearance so much?"
Suddenly someone patted me on the shoulder from behind, and the words that followed made people sweat instantly. I thought this hooligan really understood me, and then I turned my head, only to be disappointed to find that the other party was still wearing the same dress that he never followed. A black evening dress for the transformation of the environment. Well, can you remove the word "disappointed" from the sentence just now
"The concubine is actually a very conservative person." Bingtis looked amazing. "Of course the main reason is that I'm afraid of hurting the hearts of these little girls..."
"It's just that I didn't find the right size, and I ruined two sets of my clothes." Sandora walked over from the other side, sweeping back and forth on Bingtis' chest with subtle eyes, "Even my you I can’t even put them on, and I didn’t know how to prepare clothes in advance, so I deserve it. By the way, Ah Jun, did you see An Weina?”
"Anwena?" I looked around and became confused, "Oh, that's right, where did that guy go?"
I, Bingtis and Sandora searched around on the beach but couldn't find Anveena. The timid ghost maid seemed to disappear as soon as she arrived at the station, but everyone was busy at first. I just didn't notice a bunch of weird big and small girls in the house. Speaking of which, it was really not easy to bring that girl here. Anveena is famous for being afraid of strangers and unfamiliar environments. Reluctantly dragging the ghost maid over with half force, why did she disappear as soon as she came here
"Maybe I found out that there were strangers other than my family on the beach, so I was too scared to come out."
Bingtees looked around with me and said that this beach is not private territory. Although there are few tourists, there are still some family members of the Salvation Army stationed in the local area to rest here. Maybe it was this little stranger that frightened An Weena.
I nodded and looked into the distance. Then he suddenly thought: "Hey, are there crows by the sea?"
Bingtis was puzzled, and I pointed to a big black bird hovering over the sea in the distance: "There's a crow over there..."
Sandora: "Well, it seems that this is the biggest compromise of that ghost girl. She hypnotized herself into a bird."
Bubble popped out of nowhere, pointing at the sea with an excited face: "Hey, sea crow, sea crow!"
Me: "..." I have every reason to believe that the sea crow that this girl mentioned is not as simple as the three words "sea crow".
After the sun goes down, a grand bonfire party is held on the beach. It was led by Qianqian. The considerable movement attracted many people, including locals on Quel'Danas Island and nearby fishermen—although most of the island is a military zone, there are also residents who basically rely on the local Salvation Army base. Gathered together, including soldier families and the ubiquitous goblin merchants, the bonfire quickly grew from one massive fire to nearly out-of-control. The gimmick of "the whole family of the imperial leader dispatched to personally lead the celebration" was played out by those weird goblin merchants, which produced a 〖excitement〗 effect that was stronger than chicken blood. It is said that some people even swam from a nearby island to join the party Brutals exist. Under normal circumstances, this does not comply with military regulations, but today is a special situation. Qianqian personally opened the mouth and allowed the non-martial law area on the island to be opened to anyone. In the corner, you can see a group of seals with their heads floating out of the waves, and they immediately started to walk upright after the waves washed ashore. Druids swimming here as seals...
In fact, Qianqian just likes to be lively, I guess this girl would be equally happy to throw her in the vegetable market, a bonfire party and a weekend price reduction shopping are a concept for her.
At night, there are continuous bonfires on Quel'Danas Beach. Under the light of the fire, all kinds of upright walking creatures are dancing the folk dance of their own race. In the world of Journey to the West, there are tens of thousands of rescuers invited by Sun Monkey standing in front of him...
Qianqian has been in a dance troupe composed of a group of Naga girls since 30 minutes ago. She said that she was curious whether the mermaids danced as well as their singing. At that time, I looked at Isha who was bouncing around behind me. Na, there was no time to stop her. This group of mermaids who can only jump forward when they land on the shore are completely different from the Naga known on the earth. They even dance with the races that walk upright on the ground. Could it be that they want to try who can dig the first hole? Did you bury yourself
Qianqian should have buried herself by now.
The Rozen Maiden group headed by Mercury Lamp and True Red have also disappeared, and they can only occasionally see their light figures flashing past between the bonfires. Visually, this group of doll girls finally found a suitable playmate: a group of Dwarf kid.
Pandora and Hueska mingled with them shamelessly, standing on the commanding heights and lashing out at Fang Qiu.
Even Sandora, who is always able to dominate the world in front of outsiders and maintain her majesty, at this time, she didn't know where to eat and drink with people. There are many strange foods in Azeroth, it's hard to say At that time, when she agreed to travel to another world, did Her Majesty's original purpose be to come to eat? Miss Lin just drank some wine, and now she is obviously a little excited. She is pulling everyone passing by to read their palms. It's deep... hiccup, life has been rough, and some places are so deep that the light is transparent, this is... hiccup... "
The skeleton man held by Lin Xue glanced here for help...
"Okay, okay, don't you like drinking? Why are you having a seizure today?" I quickly hugged Lin Xue and put it in my arms, and nodded apologetically to the skeleton who had been read palmistry for a long time and was diagnosed as having a bloody disaster. The eldest lady was restless in her arms, sometimes pinching, sometimes taking a bite, and sometimes throwing an uppercut, bunt and split wind palm to catch Wing Chun—does she say she is drunk? !
"Ms. Ben is in a good mood..." Lin Xue muttered, "Because I like you... I'll show you my palmistry—well, my fate is very hard, I have a flamboyant temper, I was disciplined and rebellious when I was a child, and I smashed the whole school before puberty Every teacher's glass, finds someone to fight ten times and wins nine times. After being admitted to the civil service, he is famous for collecting protection fees. Later, he capsized once in the gutter. Fortunately, the nobles helped him. Now he has a daughter... "
The eldest lady grabbed Bingtis's hand and looked at her mouth full of nonsense for a long time. The latter's face was very complicated, and then she turned her head and muttered to me: "I swear that this little girl is not drunk at all. Do you want to bet?"
"I'm more sure than you. If you bet on her drunk, I'll bet on her not."
Then I cut each other with this female hooligan.
I know that Lin Xue's awkward personality makes her always seem not frank enough, so that sometimes she can only express her feelings in various troublesome ways, such as pretending to be crazy and biting more than 20 Rolex on me, But this kind of personality has always been her cutest side, anyway, I like it very much, at this time, holding the dizzy eldest lady, a wonderful sense of satisfaction lingers in my heart, the always arrogant and strong girl suddenly softens When it came down, it was especially hard to put it down. I lowered my head and kissed the corner of the girl's mouth lightly, and I saw that the girl's face turned red visibly to the naked eye—makes you pretend to be drunk!
"Hey, hey, it's almost enough. To show affection is to be burned at the stake. You can also take care of a tens of millions of years old boudoir next to you, okay?" Bingtis' voice came from the side, and I couldn't bear it. Zhu rolled his eyes: This guy even dared to describe himself as a boudoir and resentful woman. Are you planning to destroy the world
"See, the little ones are very happy."
Bingtis leaned back on a big rock, looked at the demons dancing in the distance, and spoke with a relaxed tone. She occasionally used to call any mortal creature in front of her a "little guy". Of course, she also has the qualifications. Whenever she said that, it meant that the female hooligan was in an excellent mood "because they all felt safe."
"Sense of security? How do you sum it up?"
"No need to sum up, don't forget that the concubine's life experience is here. Whether a mortal has a sense of security is almost a thing at a glance. It can be seen that these little guys are here to make trouble here, not because of their wealth, nor because of their wealth. Because it's just a celebration, but a living environment that can make them feel at ease, this is a sense of security. This sense of security is thanks to you, how do you feel?"
"... The pressure is quite high. By the way, I'm here to decompress, why do you always take advantage of the time when everyone is happy to put pressure on me?" I casually complained, Bingtis seems to have such a problem, always It is to be able to suddenly become serious in the least serious place, and then use the life experience that can kill people with any scum to give me a bunch of great principles or life guidelines, which makes people feel great pressure frequently.
"You have to be under a little pressure, otherwise your personality is easy to completely wait for death. Father God said, the inertia of void creatures, every void creature's procrastination is very serious, I am afraid that you will do the same." Bing Di Si winked at me, and then his face suddenly collapsed, "Of course, the more important reason is that it's time for my concubine to go to war.
"The God Realm continues to send expeditionary troops to the depths of the void. Every battle sequence goes to the battlefield periodically. It's almost time for me to prepare and participate in the expedition."
(Hey, are you scared...)