The rogue goddess Bingtis, such a strange creature, what kind of existence is she in the first family
It's a little hard to say, just like many people who hang out with our big family all day long, no one can explain how this female hooligan has become a nearly permanent tenant or even the younger half-owner of the family. My sister and I are both That kind of particularly tolerant personality, and the family members who were added later basically centered on the two of us, unswervingly implementing the principle of being a guest who comes without a heart, which led to the first family's death. The members have been expanding in an almost elegant way, and the scope is becoming more and more blurred. In all fairness, there are only a few who can be called the hostess and head of the family in this family, at least a small group including Pandora, but In fact, in the minds of my elder sister and I, anyone who lives in a big house and fights all day long can be considered our family—including a certain ghost maid who would howl in the living room at midnight and the recent few A Spitz who only moved in a month ago and is always used as a doormat.
Bingtis and the group of five protoss scorpions headed by her are the special envoys sent by the gods to the capital of the empire, and the other identities are Sandora's old bad friend and Dingdang's stupid subordinates, but they are so grandiose. My family has been together for such a long time, I even feel that they are my own family. Monina is a little sister who likes to cook and is a bit willful. Ilson is a mouthy and a bunch of flirtatious things. Dude, Kenther belongs to the kind of old-fashioned elder who makes peace, Lin is a timid younger sister who is always bullied by her brothers and sisters but is cared by everyone. The best bad friend who can be regarded as a family-this is the strange position of the Protoss Five in our family.
Of course, the above can only be regarded as my own feeling, and it cannot really be linked to age. It’s meaningless to talk about age with the immortals of the protoss. Any one of them who can walk upright is basically older than the first coelenterate on earth. Including Lin who was bullied by me like a younger sister...
Because I have been regarded as family by myself. So when Bingtis suddenly announced the news that he was about to set off, I didn't react for a while, but when I did, I couldn't accept it—of course. I know this should be a normal thing for her, but I just don't feel very comfortable. At this time, I can probably imagine why Mercury Lamp and Saeko are always at odds every time I set off on an expedition. Considering the time concept of the Protoss, I really don’t know how many years Bingtis plans to go on an expedition... Even if my family has jumped to Changsheng now Not in the old circle anymore. I really don't know if I can adapt to this kind of life that just "come back later" and jump for hundreds of years at once.
"You know. The God Realm has been sending expeditionary troops to various places in the void. Several people from the God Race form a battle team, and a battle team leads hundreds of high-level god servants. Several battle teams form a battle order, with the battle order as the unit , we take turns embarking on the expedition. Endlessly attacking the abyss defense line anywhere in the entire void," Bingtis said. "Actually, when it comes to the history of war, the history of your empire is incomparable to that of the Protoss. Even Father God himself can hardly remember the time when we fought against the abyss. According to the expedition schedule obtained not long ago, my concubine I have already been incorporated into the expeditionary force and served as the supreme commander of a battle order, well, that is, leading a group of younger brothers to smash people into the field. This concubine is familiar with the road, but this task is actually quite boring. It’s always better to lead a group of old hooligans out to kick the gym, but the rules are such that the powerful high-level gods are obliged to lead ordinary protoss to fight against the abyss, so as to quickly train qualified soldiers.”
I thought about it, and my interest was a little low: "Sometimes I feel that you are not like gods. Although you have the authority to manage the world, but look at what you do, repair houses, collect rent, accept customer complaints, and you have to do it at any time." The fucker fights with the evil forces who trespass in the community, and if you say expedition, you will go on expedition, and being a policeman in the urban area is more leisurely than you."
"No way, we are gods."
Bingtis said something that may be the most philosophical sentence since I met me, "When mortals can't get along, they always pray to their Lord, so who will come to save God?"
I was immediately slapped speechless by the oncoming cruel religious truth, and said to myself that the guy in front of me has tens of millions of years of life experience. It was the first time I saw him squatting on a stone with a toothpick in his mouth. Say a word about complaining about work out of a Socratic savage.
"God is the hardest job in the void, there is no one" Bingtis almost bit the toothpick in his mouth "because we don't have another higher-level idol to pray or imagine, the first thing every god needs to learn One thing is: You are the last mountain, when everything is leaning on you, the only thing you can do is not to fall down. This sentence is written in every textbook in the God Realm, let us start with literacy I realized that it is impossible to give up all my missions. Therefore, no matter how unscrupulous the gods are, they will never make mistakes within the scope of their responsibilities. Even that messy and weird Tinker Bell, there have been times because of a World Tree parameter Mistakes and sleepless work experience, of course you probably don't know it."
… I have absolutely no idea.
"God, the first dogma in the end, never shirk your responsibilities." Bingtis suddenly stood up, facing the bonfire in the distance, with a strange expression on his face, his long silver-white hair fluttering in the sea breeze, matching the moonlight Reflecting each other into a piece of silver light, the ruffian female hooligan was finally holy like a goddess at this moment. You guys are the only ones who talk about God only when they're swearing..."
"Apostles of Xiling in the old empire era are still cursing people?" I said embarrassingly.
"You think? They have tempers too."
"Then when will you leave?" I looked at Bingtis, who was radiant under the night like a goddess of moonlight, and said in a depressed mood. Nowhere.
"Soon, the military order is like a mountain." Bingtis sighed softly and looked up at the moon. "Probably two thousand years later."
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this moment. I was as stupid as the big rocks full of pits and valleys beside me. In the howling sea breeze, I began to look back and forth at this female hooligan who still looked melancholy and looked like a moon goddess with the whites of three-quarters of my eyes. Thinking about how to beat her-let me tell you this, if I can't beat her. At this time, I have already turned my face!
I should never have discussed timescales with this guy in the first place!
"Damn, it made me depressed for a long time, do you know?"
I squatted on the reef and said out of breath. Bingtis looked at me in surprise: "Yeah? You're still depressed because of this? It seems that I didn't treat you as a buddy in vain. It's really loyal! But isn't this thing worth being depressed? Two thousand years! In another two thousand years, the concubine will have to live the exciting life of beating people's brains out on the front line. Don't you think this is a cruel thing for a girl who is as beautiful as jade? Two times in a blink of an eye A thousand years have passed!"
"Then your blinking is really slow enough."
I gave Bingtis a blunt glance, turned my head and walked towards the largest bonfire to accompany my daughters. Now there is a mess of smoke over there, optimistically, it may be that the group of naga finally jumped and buried themselves in it …
The guys at home seem to have been suppressed for too long. For an otaku who is naturally boring, perhaps being bored at home is nothing, but for a family where 80% of the members are severely overactive. It would be an unimaginable disaster not to visit mountains and rivers for half a year (going out to fight wars is not considered tourism), especially Qianqian. It is very likely that she inherited the gene from an archaeologist from her father. Her favorite thing is to run around wildly. Except that she and her father are almost carved out of the same mold except that they don't dig people's ancestors' graves. So today I finally had the chance to come out and have fun, she was extraordinarily active, the bonfire party lasted until past eleven o'clock at night, and at the end she happily set off fireworks...
The fireworks on Quel'Danas Island can definitely eclipse any fireworks show anywhere on the earth. This world has the clearest night sky, this island has the most pleasant sea breeze, and more importantly, we have the most A powerful Dalaran mage and one of the most imaginative commanders.
When Qianqian put all the ordinary fireworks she brought from the earth into the sky at once, the mages and druids from Silvermoon City and the Salvation Army base were mobilized with enthusiasm. A certain innovative giant magic The teacher first shot an explosive fireball into the sky, and then others followed suit. All kinds of strange magic missiles began to shoot into the sky one after another. I once again saw from these innovative Salvation Army soldiers that magic can still work In this way, those cluster-launched arcane missiles, bursting fireballs that exploded into a large mass, lightning chains woven into patterns, and even the fire phoenix soaring in the sky shining with brilliant arcane light, all of them will kill Quel'Dana. Si's night scene is rendered like an abstract painting by Van Gogh. Except for a few mages who threw frostbolts into the sky and were beaten to the ground, the fireworks show was almost perfect.
Of course, there are also people who are dissatisfied with fireworks, such as Pandora and Viska, after several consecutive attempts to secretly set up anti-aircraft guns in the corner, the two little girls were ordered not to throw anything into the sky.
It was originally just an ordinary seaside vacation, but it was turned into a grand event on Quel'Danas by Qianqian, a vigorous girl with special talent, like a carnival broke out without warning. Later, it slowly turned into a kind of festival, which spread throughout the world of Azeroth. Every year in the second month of autumn, all races of Azeroth will set off fireworks, hold barbecues and bonfire parties. Also took to the streets, performing magic fire huā for free for the common people, and all the beaches were to burn a bunch of huge bonfires big enough to last all night to commemorate this day on the Isle of Quel'Danas. Things in the world are so wonderful, you can't imagine why some insignificant things eventually become a custom, and even a worldwide culture. The origin of the Dragon Boat Festival is just a group of fishermen by the Miluo River. Some imaginative kid threw a few bamboo slices into the fire on the festival day—he might have exploded his hands, December 25th is Christmas, but it was actually just to celebrate the birthday of the Son—then January 25th is still the full moon of Jesus. Why is no one celebrating
To put it bluntly, things like festivals and culture are nothing more than the whims of a group of people. After the magnification of the butterfly effect and the polishing of time, they become the restlessness of a group of people. Later, the residents of the world of Azeroth also studied the origin of this festival. The blood elves insisted that since the first autumn fireworks took place on the Isle of Quel'Danas. Then this festival is undoubtedly carried forward by the blood elves. The troll believed that this festival should be attributed to the first troll mage who threw a bursting fireball into the sky that night, and the goblin took out some old ledgers to list how much economic contribution his family had made that night, but later The naming rights of this festival still have to fall into Qianqian's hands. With a swipe of a pen, Qianqian decided to designate this day as the Azeroth Mid-Autumn Festival...
This is simply a disaster in cultural history, because people from Azeroth have always been confused about who is right about the Mid-Autumn Festival on Earth and Azeroth. In their traditional customs, August and fifteen months are like a hook...
Of course, all of the above is a story.
The second day of the family trip. As always, I lay on the beach with Ilsen and Kenser, two old men, basking in the sun. Like three decadent retired veteran cadres, Ilsen didn't ask others to bury himself in a sandpit today, because last time he was buried by his sister with curses and quicksand for twelve hours, but he still wore his own clothes The golden armor that may have grown in the body, the sun shines, this thing is as bright as the sun at twelve o'clock at noon. Kenser thinks that his body is not evenly tanned, so he specially finds an angle next to Ilsen. I don't know how such an old man with a face like Zeus is so ruthless to do such a stupid thing.
As for me. Then try to stay away from these two bastards who don't know how old they are, hide under the shady sun umbrella, and take care of the ghost maid lying limply on the sun chair.
The finale of the fireworks show last night was presented by An Wei Na - she was beaten down.
"Master, it should be Anwena who is the maid to take care of you..."
The little maid on the sun chair said weakly, her face was full of frustration, Qianqian played more and more crazy yesterday, and in the end the whole island of Quel'Danas was like a carnival, which made the ghost maid who was already shy even more uncomfortable. Dare to get close to the ground, but dare not leave the island, so we could only turn into a crow and hover in the sky. As a result... we actually set off fireworks. This was a disastrous moment. The scene where Yakumo Lan who was shaking the sand outside was smashed into the sandpit by a big crow that fell from the sky, the little ghost was a spirit body, but she was not injured, but her mental damage was more serious, and now she looks depressed. Yakumo Lan is more serious than her too much-
I looked back, the fox girl with nine tails had a huge pink OK stretcher on her head, her neck was still tilted to the left, and she was shaking her tail tremblingly. It misses, and wagging its tail is shaking the sand. This fox doesn't seem to like the beach very much, because the fine sand blown by the sea breeze will always get under her fur. As a canine that has begun to walk upright, this is as annoying as being bitten by a mosquito on the sole of the foot .
"Master, did Anwena make things difficult for her again?" Seeing that I didn't reply for a long time, the ghost maid couldn't help but asked cautiously, and I knocked on the other's forehead: "It's enough for me to rest assured that you have a good rest. I let you out this time to relax. You usually do all the housework at home, so you should take a vacation. Of course, next time I will find you a quieter vacation place. It seems that you really rest in this environment not good."
An Weina gave a happy "hmm" and continued to count her hair limply on the sun chair, while I quietly sneaked into Yakumo Lan's side with a smirk, and reached out to rub her ear: This fox is actually very timid. If it suddenly attacks the ears, the hair on the tail will all blow up, which is very fun.
"Please don't do such a disrespectful thing, Mr. Chen Jun, the fox's six senses are very keen." The blue fox's ears shook slightly, and then raised a tail and patted my leg gently." , I can already tell from the sound of footsteps that you are approaching, please don't make such jokes in the future, if you want to touch your ears, you can directly ask... "
I thought for a while: "Is it because you often have your shoes polished that you develop this skill?"
The fox mother's ears instantly pricked up, and then the nine tails began to slap my feet in turn like a hot wheel, and the dust immediately flew up: Is this guy so bold
At that moment, I was angry from the heart and turned to the guts. I caught a tail that was passing by in front of me at the right time, and started to pluck the hair. Lan suddenly turned around and rushed forward with a voice of "Aw", grunting like anger. puppies, and then a man and a fox terrier got into a ball - that's how it should have been.
But in fact, as soon as I grabbed the opponent's tail, the eldest lady appeared in front of me in a flash of space, and kicked over: "Okay, you actually sexually harassed a fox here!"
Yakumo Lan was instantly killed, and lay down to bask in the sun with her head drooped.
"What's the matter?" I glanced at Lin Xue, and then sighed, "I guess, the fallen apostles launched a massive attack, an abyss appeared in a certain world, or a series of explosions occurred in a certain base in Shadow City... I said that something must happen. , your prophecy mixed with your ability to cause trouble will definitely be invalid."
After getting along for such a long time, I have a deep understanding of Lin Xue, and this girl basically can't hide her thoughts in front of me. Body.
"You can't say something nice." The eldest lady kicked me lightly, "There is no problem within our territory, but the problem is in the fallen apostle camp. This does not contradict my prophecy—now there is This is good news, reliable news from the third intelligence center, something went wrong inside the Fallen Apostle."